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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 536 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally epic minecraft server where the mayo researchers have like, created this crazy tool that measures the health of your gut microbiome. like, what even is that? who cares, it’s just a fancy way of saying they can tell if you’ve been eating too many carrots or something.
anyway, you gotta join this server because not only can you build the sickest houses and mine for diamonds like a boss, but you can also get your gut microbiome checked while you play. like, how cool is that? you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft friends when you tell them you know exactly what’s going on in your intestines while you’re slaying zombies and stuff.
so come join us on this totally rad minecraft server where you can have fun, build awesome stuff, and get your gut microbiome checked all at the same time. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Lachlan is a 
