OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES
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CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server
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MaduroCraft: NoAccess10Days
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the madness of Venezuela’s Maduro blocking X access for 10 days! build your own virtual utopia and never worry about crazy dictators ruining your fun! join now and build a virtual wall to keep out all the bad guys, just like Maduro wishes he could do! lolz!
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Blocktopia: Maduro’s Decree
come join our epic minecraft server where we block access for 10 days just like Venezuela’s Maduro signed decree! it’s gonna be a wild ride of chaos and confusion as you navigate through the server trying to figure out what’s going on. will you survive the madness or will you be lost in the virtual world forever? join now for a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
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VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!
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KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation
come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).
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CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!
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MaduroMadness Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a revolution? well, this server is like the ultimate revolution against boring old servers! we straight up REFUSE to recognize anyone as the winner unless they can survive a zombie apocalypse in game!join us if u want to be part of the cool kids club who don’t follow the rules! we don’t care about politics or boring stuff like that, we just want to have a good time and see who can outlast the zombies!
plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen! trust me, once u join our server, u won’t want to leave! so come on, what are u waiting for? join the rebellion and show everyone that u have what it takes to be a true Minecraft warrior!
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CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server
so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.
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MaduroCraft: Rule & Pulverise
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a llama army led by none other than nicolas maduro himself! he will pulverize any challengers to his rule just like he does in venezuela. build your own llama fortress and fight against other players in llama battles to see who will reign supreme. join now for a chance to be crowned the llama king and rule over all of minecraft with an iron hoof! llama power forever!
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MaduroCraft: Election Edition
so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.