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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 500 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground base where we store all the diamonds we stole from the villagers. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who goes by the name Pierre Poilievre. he’s, like, gonna trigger a non-confidence vote in the government of Trudeau cuz they won’t let him build a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of Ottawa. it’s gonna be, like, epic, man. so, like, join now before the government shuts us down for good, bro.
