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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1855 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? it’s a blast! literally.
plus, every new player gets a pet zombie that follows you around and tells bad jokes. trust me, it’s hilarious.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and maybe you’ll be the one to capture the elusive opposition candidate and claim that sweet $100,000 reward from Venezuela. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.