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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5178 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.