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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5518 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 388 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.
so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.