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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9833 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
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