opposable thumbs – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Lion vs Man Tug-of-War: Minecraft Madness

animal, battle, claws, comparison, Competition, Fight, Human, jaws, lion, madness, man, Minecraft, Nature, opposable thumbs, physical strength, power, predator, prey, strength, Survival, tug of war, tugofwar, wildlife

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where lions and humans compete in INTENSE tug-of-war matches! Join us to witness the EPIC battles between lions and humans as they struggle to prove who is the ultimate champion of strength.

Our server is filled with CRAZY challenges and obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Can you outsmart a lion in a tug-of-war without opposable thumbs? Join us and find out!

Don’t miss out on the WILD adventures and INSANE competitions waiting for you on our server. Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft jungle!

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Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! 1.20.4 Semi-Vanilla, No Map Resets

1.20.4, Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, blocks, Brewery, Chill, Community, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Keepinventory, Lore, Map, Minimal Lag, Nations, Player bases, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, SMP-like, Square, Text Formatting, Thoughtful Features, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

Welcome to Akoot & Co
Features:
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, we offer unlimited homes for players.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we have Bedrock support using Geyser.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for Minecraft.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles?	Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.

IRLcraft Minecraft Server

Cum, Curiosity, digital age, ethical boundaries, ethical implications, fantasy fulfillment, first load, hidden desires, IRL, IRLcraft, leaked pics, leaked vids, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, personal connections, privacy concerns, rape fantasies, Server, slutty, social media, taboo fantasies, voyeurism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Ever wanted to see your friend’s leaked pics and videos while playing Minecraft? Or maybe you’re curious about how many people have rape fantasies? Join us and find out! Who knows, you might even shoot your first load just by looking at her! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

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ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

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BdayBashMC Server

30th birthday, BdayBashMC, big birthday, Birthday Party, Catering, celebration, college friend, different priorities, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, miscarriage, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Selfishness, Server, Support, Surprise party, tiring, Understanding

Are you tired of selfish husbands who don’t appreciate the effort you put into their birthdays? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant cake for your husband’s birthday without even breaking a sweat. And guess what? He’ll love it no matter what because, let’s face it, it’s a virtual cake!

Forget about morning sickness and exhausting parties, on our server, you can throw the biggest surprise birthday bash for your husband with just a few clicks. Plus, there’s no need to keep your pregnancy a secret – virtual babies don’t need to be hidden until they’re four months old!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your virtual husband will surprise you with a party that will put your real-life celebrations to shame!

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SassySiblingsMC

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, government assistance, Home ownership, Inheritance, Jealousy, parenting, personal boundaries, SassySiblingsMC, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

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New Server IP
HellCity Minecraft Server

cursed city, cursed location, dark tourism, demonic activity, eerie, gateway to hell, haunted places, Hell, HellCity, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious city, occult, Paranormal, paranormal activity, portal to hell, Server, spooky, Supernatural, underworld, Urban Legends, urban myths, world city

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server takes you on a wild ride to the portal of hell itself! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server you’ll be dodging fireballs and battling demons in the streets of the most hellish city in the world!

Join us if you dare, and explore the depths of the underworld while trying to survive the chaos and destruction all around you. Who knows, you might even make friends with a demon or two along the way! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of hell itself!

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RespawnRevival

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, divine intervention, existentialism, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, near-death research, out-of-body experience, Religion, RespawnRevival, resurrection, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, Transcendence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’ve ever had a near-death experience and want to explore the afterlife in blocky form.

Our server is so immersive that players who have “died” for a few minutes in real life have reported seeing Minecraft blocks floating in their vision. Some have even claimed to have built entire castles in the sky while in this state. It’s like a whole new level of creativity unlocked by cheating death!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also challenge the Grim Reaper to a build-off competition. If you win, you get to keep your life and gain access to exclusive diamond armor. Lose, and well, let’s just say you’ll respawn in a not-so-friendly place.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your views on religion and life after death, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated block.

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BrainyCraft: Physics Fails!

ball throwing, brain capabilities, brain power, brain processing, BrainyCraft, calculations, cognitive abilities, complex calculations, Fails, force application, human brain, mental calculations, numerical assignments, physics calculations, PHYSICS., powerful computers, self driving cars, self-driving technology, trajectory calculation, unconscious physics

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain workout! we have created a virtual world where you can test your physics skills in the most outrageous ways possible.

imagine throwing a ball through a 10 foot high metal ring while riding a pig! or calculating the trajectory of a creeper explosion to land right on top of your friend’s head.

our server is so advanced, it will make your brain hurt in the best way possible. forget about self driving cars, come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft physicist!

but be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may never want to leave. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to exercise those brain muscles like never before!

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DementiaCraft: The Ultimate Memory Test

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, Alzheimer’s Research & Therapy, Alzheimer’s treatment, brain health, brain training, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment treatment, dementia prevention, DementiaCraft, early dementia, healthy aging, intensive lifestyle changes, lifestyle interventions, Memory, Memory Loss, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative diseases, randomized controlled trial, test, Ultimate

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creepers and zombies oh my! we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question ur sanity.

join us and u might just forget all about that mild cognitive impairment or early dementia u were worried about. our server is like a brain workout, keeping u sharp and focused as u navigate through our pixelated paradise.

who needs therapy when u can just play minecraft all day? trust us, it’s scientifically proven to improve ur cognitive function and memory. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some crazy sht together!

*Disclaimer: not actually scientifically proven, but who cares? it’s minecraft, dude.

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2s1m: Anarchists Gone Wild – Come Make Some Chaos!

1.12.2, 2024.., 24/7, 2s1m, Address, Anarchists, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Discord, Gaming, Join, June 4th, Links, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Wild

2s1m Anarchy Server Overview

Server Type	Anarchy
Version	1.12.2
Start Date	June 4th, 2024
Availability	24/7
Map Size	55k x 55k

2s1m Server Links

Server Address: 174.138.80.11:25566
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/QgJZUBn75n

Feel free to join at all times!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the 2s1m server?	Yes, as an anarchy server, griefing is allowed.
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the 2s1m server.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	Yes, hacks and cheats are allowed on the 2s1m server.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, the server is open to all players.