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Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6652	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Crops Grown:	3734	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	703633
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ores Mined:	4854
Void Armor Forged:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Farms Harvested:	789	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2532
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Farms Harvested:	133	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	50

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!