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Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles
so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine! -
TokidokiAlya Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us for a chance to battle against a horde of evil chickens led by a deranged cow named Bessie. Rumor has it, if you defeat Bessie, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted udder!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom of sentient potatoes. Will you be able to curry favor with the Potato King and earn his spud-tastic blessings?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and watch out for exploding dance moves!
So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious adventure? Come on, what are you waiting for? Your imouto is counting on you to join the fun!
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NutsCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like totally bonkers, man. we got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind. like, seriously, this guy is totally nuts for building all this stuff.we got world leaders and even Erdogan himself trying to get in on the action, but sorry dude, you gotta join the server like everyone else. we even got Israeli leaders condemning Erdogan’s threats to enter our server, like chill out bro, just hit that join button.
if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they’re the real threat here.
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RubbedTheWrongWayCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little dirt hut and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, someone comes up to you and starts rubbing you the ‘right’ way. like, what even is that? who rubs someone the ‘right’ way in a minecraft server?but hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server. we’ve got players who will do anything to make you laugh, even if it means rubbing you in weird ways. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we’ve got flying pigs soaring through the skies, dropping diamonds and emeralds for you to collect. it’s like a magical bacon-filled treasure hunt!
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s full of laughs, flying pigs, and questionable rubbing techniques, then you’ve come to the right place. come join us and see what kind of crazy adventures await you!
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Gamercraft
Welcome to Gamercraft, where your adventure awaits in a balanced and exciting survival experience! Join our friendly community and embark on a journey through a world of limitless possibilities.
Survival Mode: Experience Minecraft’s survival mode at its best! Gather resources, build epic structures, and survive the challenges of the wild.
Land Claim: Protect your creations with our intuitive land claim system. Claim and secure your property to prevent griefing and ensure your hard work is safe!
Vein Miner: Efficiency meets adventure with the Vein Miner plugin. Mine entire ore veins with ease and speed up your resource gathering, making your gameplay smoother and more enjoyable.
Active Community: Join a welcoming and active community of players who are passionate about survival. Share tips, trade, and collaborate on exciting projects!
Friendly Staff: Our dedicated staff team is here to assist you and ensure a fair and fun environment for all players. If you need help, just ask!
Ready to start your survival journey? Connect with us and dive into a world where your Minecraft adventure comes to life!
3.73.243.198:25807
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LibertySMP, where only the best builders survive – inspired by Hermitcraft, no cheats allowed!
Liberty Vanilla Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type Vanilla Opening Date 2 days from now, Wednesday at 7:00 Pacific Plugins Pictures on maps, mob/player head, co inspect Server IP 147.135.105.201:25605 FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join the server? Message the owner to be invited and interviewed Is the server strictly vanilla? Yes, with minimal non-intrusive plugins What time does the server open? 7:00 Pacific on Wednesday Can I bring my friends to the server? You can ask the owner for permission -
Kamala’s Crafty Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is super duper! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your adventures and provide hilarious commentary along the way.
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the loot?
3. Our server has a unique feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme will pop up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you break a block!
4. Want to ride a flying pig? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special pig racing track where you can saddle up and race against other players for epic prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our super duper server today and experience Minecraft like never before!
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VT’s Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
Oh, let me tell you about Vulpixsi! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a sight to behold.But that’s not all! Our community is full of quirky characters, from a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds to a ninja sheep who steals all the carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes (or just steals your diamonds, either way).
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with absurdity and endless entertainment, come join us at Vulpixsi. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen.