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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9395 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6094 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
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And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!
