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  • Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land

    Fentastic Minecraft Fun Land
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, come join our server where the only thing getting poisoned is your sense of reality! We’ve got fentanyl-infused mobs running around, ready to give you a wild ride like never before.

    In 2023 alone, 44.6% of players experienced life-threatening incidents in which there was extreme harm that could have resulted in death if not treated. But don’t worry, we have a team of virtual doctors ready to save your pixelated butt!

    From fentanyl-fueled adventures to insane battles with opioid-infused monsters, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, don’t mine and craft while under the influence of fentanyl. Safety first, kids!

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  • ChemicalCraft: BTMPS Overload

    ChemicalCraft: BTMPS Overload
    come join our minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our levels is the industrial chemical BTMPS in our fentanyl! our samples contain an average of 7 times more BTMPS than fentanyl, with BTMPS sometimes accounting for more than 50% of a drug sold as “fentanyl.”

    why join? because we have the most lit drug-infused minecraft experience you’ll ever find! build your base, mine for resources, and get high on BTMPS all day long. who needs diamonds when you’ve got chemical compounds, amirite?

    so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate high in minecraft. just watch out for those pesky researchers trying to shut us down. they just jealous of our chemically enhanced gameplay.

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  • BlockCraft Pain Relief

    BlockCraft Pain Relief
    come join our minecraft server, where we have suzetrigine as our secret ingredient in all our virtual food! it’s like eating a magical painkiller cake every time you munch on a virtual carrot. the FDA approved it, so you know it’s legit! forget about boring old opioids, we have the good stuff here. plus, our virtual world is so addictive, you won’t even need painkillers anymore. join us and experience a whole new level of minecraft madness!

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  • Psycho Rat Rave Server

    Psycho Rat Rave Server
    Yo yo yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are like rats on a psychedelic trip? They be all like “nah man, I don’t need that heroin, I’m too busy building my epic base and slaying dragons in this wacky world!”

    Join us on this mind-bending journey where the only drug we need is the rush of mining diamonds and battling creepers. Who needs heroin when you can be high on the thrill of exploring new lands and crafting insane contraptions?

    Come on, don’t be a square! Join us on this wild ride and see why this server is the talk of the town. Trust me, once you’ve experienced the madness of this place, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the adventure begin!

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  • PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

    PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

    Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

    Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

    So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

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  • Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

    Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles
    so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

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  • Block-Opioid Side Effects

    Block-Opioid Side Effects
    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got scientists who discovered some tiny molecules dat can stop u from gettin all messed up on dem opioids in da game. dey made dem even tinier so dey work even betta, like magic or sumthin. join now and never worry bout gettin too high in minecraft again, it’s a game changer, literally.

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  • CraftyPainRelief: NoAddictRisk

    CraftyPainRelief: NoAddictRisk
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream castle, fight off zombies with ur pet llama, and even ride a flying pig! sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

    not only that, but we have the most epic events like a giant chicken race where u can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden apple of awesomeness! and get this, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items like the enchanted sword of bacon and the infinity bow of unicorns! and if u join now, u’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

    NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!
    Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

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  • CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity

    CraftyOpioidCountyDisparity
    lol join our epic minecraft server! we got more hydrocodone and oxycodone than florida from 2006 to 2021, like wut even is a MME? who cares, we got it all in hillsborough county! come join us for a wild ride of prescription opioid distribution, it’s gonna be lit fam! come build with us and maybe even find some hidden treasures in our virtual world. you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure, trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget! #minecraftgoals #prescriptionfun #virtualtreasures

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