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  • Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

    Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 1871
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Chimeras Created: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.

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  • DadDrama Senior Night

    DadDrama Senior Night
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 9055
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32

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    Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation in real life? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    On our server, you can build a virtual family with supportive grandparents and figure skating buddies who will always have your back. No more worrying about who should walk you on senior nights – on our server, everyone is family and everyone is celebrated!

    Join now and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn while eating virtual ice cream. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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  • MyelinCraft: Addicted to Blocks

    MyelinCraft: Addicted to Blocks
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 1909
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 972
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Votes: 512 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mice scientists conducting crazy experiments like finding out how neuroplasticity can make you addicted to opioids! who knew mice were so smart? come see for yourself and maybe you’ll become addicted to mining diamonds or building epic structures. join now for a wild ride filled with experiments and addictive fun!

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  • LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

    LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Towns Built: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • Re: Zero Minecraft Server

    Re: Zero Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 1414
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

    But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

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  • Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6446
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2984 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • No more drama Minecraft server

    No more drama Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9266
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ores Mined: 1830
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9536
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

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    Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

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  • The Hunted Minecraft SMP

    The Hunted Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 6335
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1851
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 382
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

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    Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 4909
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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  • Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

    Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2527
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

    Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

    But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 462
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

    Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

    Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5907
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

    But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

    So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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