On our server, you can build a virtual family with supportive grandparents and figure skating buddies who will always have your back. No more worrying about who should walk you on senior nights – on our server, everyone is family and everyone is celebrated!
Join now and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn while eating virtual ice cream. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.
So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.