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  • BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs

    BlockyBadAdvice: BlameYourselfNotUs
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all suggestions that go against your better judgement! why listen to others when you can just do whatever you want and blame yourself later? it’s a great way to build character and learn from your mistakes, or just have a good laugh at how everything goes wrong!

    we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like trying to build a house out of diamonds only to have it collapse on you because you didn’t listen to that little voice in your head saying “maybe don’t do that.” or maybe you’ll try to tame a wild wolf and end up getting mauled because you thought you knew better than the experts.

    join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where you can laugh at yourself and others as we all make terrible decisions together. who needs common sense when you have our server to show you the way?

    IP: 123.456.789.012

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  • Blocky Advice: Justify Decisions

    Blocky Advice: Justify Decisions
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the macarena. yea, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

    we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention that our diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yea, you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat.

    plus, our villagers are all secretly ninjas in disguise. they’ll trade with you during the day and then kick butt at night. it’s like a ninja soap opera up in here.

    so come join our wacky world and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those dancing cows, they’re a wild bunch.

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  • OligarchCraft Minecraft Server

    OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.

    one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?

    so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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  • BFF’s Wedding Rush Minecraft Server

    BFF’s Wedding Rush Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life friendships gone sour? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of trolling (in a good-natured way, of course). Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    Forget about real-life friend drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a single night. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – it’s the perfect escape from all the craziness of the real world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

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  • Toddlers & Tacos Minecraft Server

    Toddlers & Tacos Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a telenovela! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and international custody battles while building your dream world block by block.

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no spice? Well, on our server, you’ll never run out of drama and excitement. Will you side with the overprotective mom or the dad desperate to reconnect with his roots? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between inexperienced travelers and a lovable toddler as they embark on a journey across borders. Will they survive the challenges of traveling with a small child, or will chaos ensue? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, unexpected twists, and maybe even a happy ending. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft?

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  • DadGFMedInfoMCServer

    DadGFMedInfoMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to share your medical info with our new girlfriend, Maria, without your permission! Unlike some dads out there, we prioritize your privacy and support when it comes to your ovary cyst adventures.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero discussions about your dad’s diet preferences or Maria’s thoughts on your medical condition. We may not have young kids or new families to prioritize, but we sure know how to have a good time in the world of blocks and creepers.

    So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a circus when you can have a blast building, exploring, and crafting with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries and focusing on the fun? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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  • Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

    Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness
    So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

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  • Mom’s Taxi Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Taxi Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!

    Join us and leave behind the stress of having to choose between your girlfriend and your mom for a ride home. On our server, you can ride your trusty steed into battle without worrying about anyone getting mad at you for prioritizing your family.

    We promise that no one will ever make you choose between mining diamonds and spending time with your loved ones. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the importance of balancing gaming and real life relationships.

    So come on over to our server and leave all that relationship drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any guilt trips or ultimatums. Trust us, it’s much more fun than dealing with real-life girlfriend vs. mom drama!

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  • TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!

    TrumpMuskSMP – No Politics, Just Blocks!
    Guys, I found this epic Minecraft server that is totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob. Plus, our admin is a talking cow who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and a disco party every Friday night. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic server out there. So come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness #BestServerEver

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  • CraftyCanucksMC

    CraftyCanucksMC
    Are you tired of all the political drama and tension between countries? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and team up with your friendly neighbors to the north, the Canadians!

    On our server, you can build igloos, ride moose into battle, and even participate in epic maple syrup chugging contests. Plus, our Canadian players are always willing to share their Tim Hortons donuts and apologize profusely for any accidental creeper explosions.

    So come on over and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who needs politics when you can have poutine parties and snowball fights instead? Let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, eh!

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