Are you tired of people telling you how to raise your virtual blocky children? Look no further, because on our server, everyone is an expert parent without any actual parenting experience! Get ready for intense lectures on discipline and meal planning from players who have never changed a diaper in their lives.
Join us for epic family gatherings where tantrums are a common occurrence, and where you can practice your calm and ignore skills while dealing with judgmental siblings. And don’t worry, we have a special feature where you can pull your virtual sister aside and have a heart-to-heart conversation about boundaries and respect.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can stand up for yourself and be called a hypocrite in return, look no further! Our divided community is waiting for you to join and stir up some more drama. Are you ready to be judged by people who have no idea what they’re talking about? Then come on down to our server and let the chaos begin!
Just imagine the drama and excitement of winning big and dealing with greedy friends who want a piece of your virtual fortune. Will you be generous and share the wealth, or stand your ground and keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours on our server!
So come on over and start scratching those virtual cards for a chance to strike it rich and experience the thrill of Minecraft drama like never before. Who knew mining and crafting could lead to such outrageous adventures? Join us now and let the fun begin!
So like, the art direction on this server is like, totally out of this world. It’s like Picasso and Bob Ross had a baby and it created the most beautiful pixelated landscapes you’ve ever seen.
Join this server if you want your mind blown by the most epic builds and creations that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or a work of art.
Like, seriously, if you don’t join this server, you’re missing out on experiencing the most mind-bending, eye-popping, jaw-dropping art direction in the history of Minecraft servers.
Don’t be a square, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
Join us and escape the real world drama of messy housemates and bill disputes. Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about someone not pulling their weight.
We promise no one will come into your virtual house and refuse to pay their share of the virtual bills. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”
So come join us and leave the real world problems behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with our friendly community of players. Plus, we have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers can uncover. Are you up for the challenge?
Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!
Join us if you want to witness Elon Musk riding a giant chicken while throwing diamond swords at creepers. Or how about a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted the power to control all the llamas in the land and ride them into battle against evil villagers. Plus, every full moon, the server turns into a giant game of Minecraft dodgeball with exploding pigs as the balls!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself frequents our server, using his redstone skills to create epic roller coasters and launching fireworks displays that can be seen from space. And don’t even get us started on the llama army he’s been training for the ultimate showdown against the evil zombie horde.
So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky adventure that even Elon Musk would approve of? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!
Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.
But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.
And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.
But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.
Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?
But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.
So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!
Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?
With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?
So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Builder who builds entire cities in a single day and Susie the Sheep who can knit you a sweater in seconds.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Internet Explorer, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of lost memes and ancient cat videos. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the early internet that Gen Z missed out on.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a journey unlike any other. Who knows what kind of hilarity and chaos you’ll encounter along the way!
Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!
