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  • FosterCraftBabyNames

    FosterCraftBabyNames
    🀣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to reveal the gender or name of our first child until after they’re born! Why, you ask? Well, we don’t want any unsolicited opinions on our baby names, no sir! We’ve seen too many debates over spellings and gender-appropriate names, and we’re not here for that BS. So if you’re looking for a server where baby names are top secret, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into our SIL, who grew up in foster care and wasn’t adopted. She’s on a mission to make sure our baby names don’t trigger any traumatic memories for her. She’s not asking for much, just to approve every single name on our list. But don’t worry, we’re not letting her dictate our choices! We draw the line at letting her go through our entire list – that’s just too much, even for Minecraft drama!

    So if you’re ready for some family name drama, trigger warnings, and secret baby names, come join our server! Who knows, you might even get a sneak peek at our baby’s name before anyone else (but don’t tell SIL)! πŸ˜‰πŸ‘ΆπŸΌ #MinecraftDrama #SecretBabyNames #TriggerWarningsGalore

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  • MythCraft: Manly Legends

    MythCraft: Manly Legends
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you manly men out there!

    Join our server and discover the 100% myth about men that will blow your mind – we have secret quests where you must hunt down elusive mobs like the legendary Bro-Squatch and the elusive Chad Creeper.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bro Code, a set of rules that must be followed at all times. Failure to abide by the Bro Code will result in being banished to the dreaded Friendzone dimension, where you must navigate your way out using only your wits and charm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove that you have what it takes to be a true man among men!

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  • BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!

    BlockyBoys: Not Just About Mining!
    Are you tired of being stereotyped as a man who only likes sports and beer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to break those stereotypes! Join us and discover a world where men can express their love for unicorns, rainbows, and glitter blocks without judgment.

    Our server is filled with epic quests that involve rescuing adorable kittens from evil creepers and building the most fabulous pink castle you’ve ever seen. Who needs sports when you can compete in our annual fashion show where the best-dressed player wins a diamond tiara?

    So come on, join our server and show the world that real men don’t just like sports and beer, they like sparkles and rainbows too!

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  • CraftyGenderBanter

    CraftyGenderBanter
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone and wish you had a partner to share your loot with? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate to conquer the pixelated world together. Who knows, you might even find love in a virtual world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry overlord who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you will be rewarded with endless riches and fame among the Minecraft community.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious and unforgettable journey filled with love, laughter, and chickens with questionable dance moves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CityScapeMinecraftSMP

    CityScapeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

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  • NoParentsAllowedMC

    NoParentsAllowedMC
    Are you tired of your boyfriend’s parents taking over your apartment while you’re away? Join our Minecraft server and build your dream home without any unwanted interference! No more surprise installations or unwanted decorations, just pure creative freedom! Plus, you won’t have to worry about storing things in a basement for years – unless you want to, because who doesn’t love a good Minecraft basement? Don’t be a brat in real life, be a creative genius in our Minecraft world! Join now and start building the home of your dreams, without any guilt trips or unwanted help from in-laws!

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  • ExPrettyGF DramaCraft

    ExPrettyGF DramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to real life – it’s also a key component of our virtual world! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex social dynamics, just like in the story above.

    On our server, you’ll have the opportunity to confront your friends about who they think is prettier, engage in heated debates about beauty standards, and even receive feedback on your own appearance from complete strangers. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

    So come on in and join us for a wild ride of emotions, insecurities, and questionable friendship choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera that will keep you coming back for more!

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  • OpinionatedSisGTFO

    OpinionatedSisGTFO
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

    Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

    But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

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  • CybertruckCrew Minecraft SMP

    CybertruckCrew Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of driving around in your boring old car or SUV? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to drive around in your very own Cybertruck! That’s right, forget about gas-guzzling vehicles, now you can cruise around in style in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground race track where you can test out your Cybertruck’s speed and agility. Rumor has it that the track was built by Elon Musk himself, who wanted a place to show off his latest creation.

    So if you’re a Tesla owner looking for a new way to show off your ride, join our SMP today and experience the thrill of driving a Cybertruck like never before!

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  • BabyBlockBusters

    BabyBlockBusters
    Are you tired of being told what to do with your own uterus? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic builds and incredible redstone contraptions! No more unsolicited baby advice, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it has the power to change your mind about anything – even wanting kids! So come on over and let’s build a child-free utopia together!

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