OpinionatedSisGTFO Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

CreeperCravings

cherished meals, childhood comfort, childhood dish, childhood favorites, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort meal, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary memories, delicious childhood food, family recipes, favorite meal, food nostalgia, homemade cooking, lasting food memories, long-lasting cravings, Nostalgia, tasty dishes, traditional cuisine, unforgettable flavors

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	6112
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Animals Bred:	127
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1922	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Farms Harvested:	636
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	2993
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Farms Harvested:	863	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.