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  • GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

    GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server
    are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

    imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

    but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

    On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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  • MindCrafted: Upload Your Opinion

    MindCrafted: Upload Your Opinion
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine uploading your mind to a computer and still being able to mine diamonds and build epic structures in the virtual world. Who needs a physical body when you can have a blocky avatar that can do it all?

    Join us on this server for a chance to explore the depths of your digital consciousness while battling creepers and zombies in a never-ending quest for virtual glory. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a super intelligent AI who just wants to play Minecraft with us mere mortals. How cool is that?

    So, if you’re ready to transcend reality and dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life while building a pixelated castle. Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join us now!

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  • GreenlandRejectsUS

    GreenlandRejectsUS
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

    also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

    so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

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  • SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free

    SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free
    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho?

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  • Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

    Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels
    LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

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  • GFPhoneHangUpDeadCatsAITAH

    GFPhoneHangUpDeadCatsAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and laughter are allowed!

    Join us and escape the real world where cats getting stuck in HVAC systems is a thing of the past. Our server is a cat-friendly zone, where feline friends roam free and happy without any HVAC mishaps.

    We promise a gas-lit free environment where boundaries are respected and opinions are acknowledged (even if they’re about cats). Don’t worry about being told “well that’s your opinion” here, because we only care about having a good time and building epic structures together.

    So come on in, leave the drama behind, and let’s create a Minecraft world where cats rule and friendships flourish. And if anyone tries to bring up dead cats, just tell them to “go find someone else to talk to” and hang up the phone – because on our server, the only thing we’re talking about is having a blast!

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  • PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!

    PixelCraft: iCraft on iPhone!
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato phone? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical phone that not only allows you to play Minecraft in stunning HD graphics, but also lets you call in airstrikes on creepers! Plus, the phone doubles as a pizza delivery service, so you never have to leave your virtual world for sustenance. Join us now and experience the ultimate phone-powered Minecraft adventure!

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  • CraftyMuskBlameWokism

    CraftyMuskBlameWokism
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs and dancing llamas!

    our server is so lit, even elon musk would want to join. we have epic battles with evil creepers and zombie chickens.

    one time, steve accidentally turned into a unicorn and rode off into the sunset. it was wild, man.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.

    also, did we mention we have a secret underground disco party for all our players? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!

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  • Suck It Up – Minecraft Server

    Suck It Up – Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!

    picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!

    but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!

    so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!

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