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  • CraftyMomPayUp Minecraft Server

    CraftyMomPayUp Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with demanding clients who don’t appreciate your expertise? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and opinions!

    Imagine a world where you can create custom designs without anyone questioning your choices. Build a decorative pillow in any color you desire, without someone insisting on banana peel yellow (seriously, who even likes that color?).

    On our server, we understand the importance of artistic freedom and respect your craft. No more pro-bono projects for ungrateful family members – get paid what you deserve for your hard work!

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild without any pesky opinions getting in the way. Plus, we have a special offer for all new members – a free illustration from our professional illustrator fiancé! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to showcase your talents in a supportive and hilarious community.

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  • CraftyDecadeAchieve

    CraftyDecadeAchieve
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll experience the greatest achievement of the recent decade – building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds! Legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted unlimited diamonds for life and the ability to ride llamas into battle against evil creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of llama history!

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  • LoveSongLover Minecraft SMP

    LoveSongLover Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots as rewards for completing challenges. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure waiting to happen, bro!

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  • ControversialCrush – Minecraft SMP

    ControversialCrush – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the players are all secretly aliens from Mars. It’s like a crazy circus mixed with a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form!

    And get this, the controversial trait that everyone finds attractive in their significant other on this server is if they can juggle flaming cats while riding a unicycle. I know, right? It’s totally insane but also kinda hot in a weird way.

    So if you’re into wacky adventures, bizarre romances, and just all-around craziness, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to unicorn fur, then maybe stay away. But everyone else, come join the fun!

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  • OathSideMVP – Minecraft SMP

    OathSideMVP – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are like veterans and service members, right? And they’re all like taking this oath to be on the side of the people, not the president! It’s like some crazy role-playing server where you gotta fight for the little guy and overthrow the government or something, I don’t know man, it’s wild! Join us if you wanna be part of this epic revolution against the system, bro! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss! #MinecraftRevolution #VetsUnite #DownWithThePresident

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  • EagleKneelExitLOL

    EagleKneelExitLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where leaving a party early won’t get you in trouble with your wife! Join us and experience the thrill of leaving a Super Bowl party before the game is even over – because who needs to watch all that post-game stuff anyway? Our server is perfect for sports fans who understand the importance of getting home at a reasonable hour on a work night. Plus, we promise not to judge you for wanting to leave early – unlike some people we know. So come join us and leave the real world behind for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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  • HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP

    HatePineapplePizza – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and diamond trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves. And get this, the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding! It’s like a never-ending party up in here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.

    So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • SleepCraftFamGuilt

    SleepCraftFamGuilt
    Are you tired of family drama and room-sharing debates? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own rooms for you and your kids! No more arguing over who gets the double bed or the crib – on our server, everyone gets their own space, even the grandparents who won’t have to sleep on the sofa.

    We understand the struggle of trying to get a good night’s sleep with little ones, which is why we offer a peaceful and quiet environment for you to relax and unwind. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft world. Join now and build the room of your dreams – no arguments necessary!

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  • BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates

    BlockParty: Extremes vs Moderates
    LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Democrats and Republicans fighting it out like it’s a dang civil war! We got extreme members doin’ backflips and moderates just chillin’ in the corner like “wut is even happening?”

    If you wanna see some real political drama unfold right before your eyes, dis is the place to be! Watch as extreme members build giant statues of their party leaders and moderates try to mediate like “guys, can’t we all just get along?”

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join dis server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie horde. Yeehaw, it’s gonna be a wild ride, y’all! So come on over and join the funniest political showdown in Minecraft history!

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  • BestieBuildsOnly

    BestieBuildsOnly
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your opinion as much as your boyfriend values his best friend’s? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of making important decisions about wooden beams on the ceiling of virtual houses.

    Imagine spending months discussing beam sizes and models with your virtual partner, only to have them change their plans overnight because of their virtual best friend’s opinion. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making, but hey, that’s what makes our server unique!

    So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to have your virtual house renovation plans completely derailed by a random opinion. It’s all part of the adventure on our server!

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