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  • PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP

    PettyHillWarrior – Minecraft SMP
    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place in all of blocky land.

    First off, the spawn area is literally a giant cake made out of diamonds and emeralds. And get this, there’s a secret passage that leads to a disco room filled with dancing villagers. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The admin of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the fanciest llama you’ll ever meet. And get this, he’s also a master at building pixel art of famous memes. It’s like living in a meme museum, bro.

    And the best part is, every time you die in the game, a giant chicken falls from the sky and revives you with a golden apple. It’s like having a personal chicken guardian watching over you at all times.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil bunnies. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, bro.

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  • CraftyDictatorWars

    CraftyDictatorWars
    Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • ElectionCraft2021

    ElectionCraft2021
    Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server!

    We have a thriving community of players who have all agreed to settle their political differences through epic build battles and intense PvP matches. No more arguing over election results, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on a person’s decision-making skills. Who knows, maybe your block-placing prowess will lead to you becoming the next president of Germany!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where the only vote that matters is the one for who has the best diamond armor!

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  • RedditCraft: NoXLinksBan

    RedditCraft: NoXLinksBan
    Are you tired of boring old Reddit bans? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a ban on all X links! Why, you ask? Because our server is haunted by a mischievous X-shaped ghost who will haunt your blocks and steal all your diamonds if you dare click on an X link. But don’t worry, our expert ghostbusters are on hand to protect you and your precious loot. Join now for a spooky good time and a chance to outsmart the X ghost!

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  • KrasnovCraft2020

    KrasnovCraft2020
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by the U.S. military and President Krasnov himself! That’s right, you can join forces with the most powerful army in the world while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe President Krasnov will even drop by to play a few rounds of spleef with you! So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?

    CraftyPutin or TrumpCraft?
    Are you tired of pondering political conspiracy theories and just want to escape reality for a bit? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and build your very own wall to keep out any potential Russian assets (looking at you, Steve from down the block).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential government surveillance. Who needs a tinfoil hat when you have a diamond helmet, am I right?

    So come on down and join us for some blocky fun and questionable political discussions. Just remember, the creepers are watching…always watching.

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  • TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

    TrumpCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!
    Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real-world politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where Trump doesn’t exist and the only world leader you have to worry about is the almighty Ender Dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and absolutely zero political drama. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is running for president in our virtual world – now that’s a candidate we can all get behind! So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs Trump when you have diamonds?

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  • ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

    ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server
    omg u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even Trump’s inner circle thinks so! Zelensky should leave Ukraine and come play with us instead, that’s how epic it is. we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once fought off a horde of zombies with just a carrot. so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #ZelenskyComePlayWithUs #MinecraftMadness

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  • BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

    BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

    Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
    so like, this server is like the coolest place to be, like ever. we got like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s like a whole new world, man.

    join us if you wanna ride a llama into battle or build a castle out of diamonds. we even have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items.

    rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

    so come on, join us on this epic adventure and show those pesky Canadians who’s boss. they’ll be begging to be our friends once they see all the cool stuff we have.

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