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  • CraftyTrumpBackstab

    CraftyTrumpBackstab

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build to your heart’s content without any pesky politicians getting in the way!

    We promise that on our server, you won’t have to deal with any backstabbing allies or shady deals with Russia. Just good old-fashioned block building fun with a side of ridiculous adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the power to banish any political drama from your life forever!

    So come join us and leave all that real-world nonsense behind. After all, who needs Trump and his shenanigans when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore?

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  • HotDogCraft

    HotDogCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love hot dogs more than life itself? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server! We have a hot dog themed world where all the blocks are made of giant hot dogs and the mobs are all dressed as hot dog vendors. You can even ride around on a hot dog shaped minecart! And every time you eat a hot dog in-game, a real hot dog magically appears in your hand in real life. It’s like a hot dog dream come true! So come join us and let’s relish in the hot dog madness together!

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  • CraftyPutinSpyFun

    CraftyPutinSpyFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us and uncover the truth about Trump being a Russian Spy in our hilarious conspiracy theory-themed world. Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian spies trying to infiltrate your pixelated paradise. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughs, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (just kidding, but not really). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

    BelieverNoMore – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, I used to believe that creepers were actually just misunderstood and wanted to give hugs, but then I joined this server and found out they were actually plotting to take over the world with their secret underground creeper society. It was cray cray, but also kinda fun because we had to team up with the villagers to stop them. And then I found out that diamonds were actually just shiny rocks that the Ender Dragon used to decorate her lair, like what even?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover the truth about Minecraft and have a blast doing it, you gotta join this server ASAP! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as pigs and have dance parties in the Nether, it’s wild yo. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftConspiracyTheorySquad #PiggyDanceParty

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrumpTowerTumble

    TrumpTowerTumble

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! Rumor has it that Trump will make a surprise appearance in our virtual world, riding a giant chicken while throwing golden nuggets at players. Will he build a wall around your base or will he challenge you to a build battle? The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. So come on in and see how Trump’s epic Minecraft journey unfolds!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LukaCraft LakersLand

    LukaCraft LakersLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, forget about Luka Doncic, come join our Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so epic, even Luka himself wants to join just to escape the craziness of the NBA transfer rumors. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. So why waste your time worrying about basketball trades when you could be building a castle made entirely of TNT on our server? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ZelenskyCraft – Standing Strong!

    ZelenskyCraft – Standing Strong!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness epic battles between Zelensky and the US leadership as they fight for control of the server. Will Zelensky stand strong against the obvious mal intent of the US leadership? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single moment of the drama!

    But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture

    Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other!

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  • TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP

    TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  • BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    BillBurrCraft: Rabid Billionaires Begone!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where billionaires run amok like rabid dogs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where billionaires are put in their place – six feet under!

    Imagine a world where the richest players are hunted down by an elite team of Minecraft assassins, all in the name of justice and equality. Join our server and help us rid the virtual world of these pesky billionaires once and for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Billionaire Battle Royale” where you can team up with other players to take down the wealthiest of them all. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Billionaire Dungeon” where you can trap billionaires and watch them squirm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us make Minecraft great again by taking down those pesky billionaires!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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