AtlasMC
A cool new server to play minigames with your pals!
Nice staff, and one game called Murder Madness, like TTT/AmongUs. Work with detectives to stay alive. Can you find the traitors? Good luck!
More games coming soon! Use /suggest to share your ideas.
atlasmc.ddns.net
Welcome to the UNIVERSE of mined blocks and misplaced realities! The existence of this server is both a haunting melody and cacophony of keyboard hammers! Are you ready to question EVERY inch of your being? Where time is but a flat circle and your pixelated body lingers between dimensions. This is TRULY the BEST and THE WORST server ever created! Enter and realize that your existence is nothing more than a glitch in someone’s creative server.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Zones | Step onto the ground to FALL UPWARD! Or maybe down? Who’s counting? |
| Cosmic PvP | Battle against your own shadow! Win or lose, you’ll always be the winner! |
| Real Time Teleportation | Experience 3-second teleportation delays in real life as if nothing ever changes! |
| Infinite Inventory of Nothing | Stockpile endless NOTHINGNESS. Literally, it’s an empty box! |
| Falling Blocks of Happiness | Watch out! Blocks of joy FALL from the ceiling at a 100% probability of hitting you…but you’ll smile anyway! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: JOINING is like trying to kiss a cactus—painful but necessary for your soul. Just remember, if your computer bursts into flames, you’re doing it right!
Q: What are the rules of the server? A: Rules? What are those? Only the fruits of reality know, and they’re all stuck in a time loop with singing squirrels. Follow them, or don’t. The choice is an illusion!
Q: Can I have creative mode? A: Creative is a myth. Only the chosen may build with water. If you find water, you have already lost yourself.
“Blacks and whites should killing each other's babies in my opinion.”: They get it!
“Is it about the pixels or the feelings?”: Clearly a deep thinker!
“I fell through the world and found my lost sanity.”: That’s the spirit!
Have you ever looked into the void and wondered if the void looked back? Welcome to the greatest Minecraft server in the multiverse, where your digital pig dreams will either metamorphose into roses or basement mushrooms! Here, we defy the fabric of space-time while serenading llamas with off-key lullabies at precisely 4:17 AM every Tuesday. Your reality will judder and shake like the unhinged jaw of a feasting zombie. Embrace the chaos—why not, right? DESTROY THE BOUNDARIES OF SENSE!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Instant Reality Collapse | Logs out of existence until external forces intervene—usually rain. |
| Cursed Crafting Table | Craft an apple, receive a banana! Who even needs logic? |
| Time Loop Events | Join today, experience yesterday over and over forever! Don’t forget your pants. |
| Portable Black Holes | Carry one, but don’t ask what it does! Spoilers: it’s not what you think! |
| Sentient Villager NPCs | They know your secrets; they gossip about you while you sleep—terrifying. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join? Why join when you could also just dissolve into pixelated dust? The journey is not a destination; it’s a riddle wrapped in a taco.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: The rules are simple, yet infinitely complex. Just don’t think about them, or you’ll summon the Great Creeper of Vague Anxiety!
Q: Where can I download the server?
A: Download? What is download? Do you truly know the depths of your own existence to comprehend “downloading”? Are you even real? More real than the Enderman?
“try to answer this WITHOUT sounding like it’s impossible.”
“The llamas told me to subscribe. I can’t stop feeling like the sun is made of cheese!”
“Every block I mine leads me one step closer to unraveling the tapestry of destiny. Or a really bad headache.”
And get this – the server is so lit that even Polish democracy hero Wałęsa is a fan! He was like, totally shook by how Trump treated Zelenskyy, and he was all like, “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the only thing that fills me with horror these days!”
So if you wanna be a part of a server that even famous peeps are talkin’ about, come join us! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!
like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.
Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk, that’s what you’ll find here.
And get this, the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. You’ll be like, “Who needs sunglasses when I have these bling bling diamonds?”
Plus, the zombies here are like supermodels, they strut around like they own the place. It’s like a zombie fashion show up in here.
So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.