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Opiates vs Benzos Minecraft SMP

Beer, benzos, brain function, Central nervous system depressants, cognitive impairment, detrimental effects, IQ loss, liver damage, Minecraft, opiates, Organ strain, oxycontin, recreational use, Respiratory depression, smp, substance abuse, Substance comparison, substance danger, Substance harm, Substance impact, Substance toxicity, Xanax

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3090
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have the most lit parties and craziest adventures! Forget about worrying about IQ loss and organ strain from drugs, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and choose between the Opiate Gang or the Benzo Bros as you embark on quests to find the rarest loot and conquer the most challenging dungeons. Who needs a 6 pack of beer when you can chug a potion of strength and take on a horde of creepers like a boss?

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only high you’ll be chasing is the adrenaline rush of surviving in the wild world of Minecraft!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret that changed their life forever. They learned that if they didn’t jerk off, they wouldn’t smell like coom. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is not only a place to build and explore, but it’s also a place of enlightenment and personal hygiene tips. So come join us and avoid the curse of the coom smell!

PrescriptionCraft911

addiction prevention, ethical dilemma, family conflict, family dispute, family intervention, health crisis, home surveillance, legal consequences, medical emergency, medication security, muscle tear, narcotic theft, opiates, pain management, painkillers, police involvement, powerful medication, prescription medication, PrescriptionCraft911, trust betrayal

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Farms Harvested:	665	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from crazy family members stealing your painkillers? Join us and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those prescription narcotics anymore! Explore our vast world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. Who needs opiates when you have the thrill of finding rare loot in our server?

Join now and leave the real world behind – no crazy family members allowed, unless they promise not to steal your virtual diamonds! Build, survive, and thrive in our Minecraft community. Who needs Tylenol when you have the healing power of building epic structures in our server? Let’s craft away the pain together!

Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

application, Attention, build contests, Builder, club, Community, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, exclusive, Explorer, handbook, Java 1.21, Longevity, Melio, MINIMAL, Plugins, smp, span, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Trust, Vanilla, Vip, Website, Whitelisted, Whitelists

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	85927	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	120
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434

Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

TinyJoysMC SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	9323
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	212	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll gain the power to control time itself! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BdayBlockBonanza

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Oh, forget about boring old birthday presents, join our Minecraft server and we’ll give you the gift of endless fun and adventure! Imagine this: on your birthday, you log in and find a giant cake made entirely out of diamonds waiting for you in the middle of a lush jungle. But be careful, because the cake is guarded by a pack of wild creepers who are just dying to blow out your candles! And that’s not all, we also have a special birthday quest where you have to hunt down a rare pink sheep and shear it to make a birthday suit of armor. Trust us, this server is the ultimate birthday present you never knew you needed!

Lit London English Teachers

#Londoners, British, British literature, Classroom, education, English, english literature, English teachers, Language, lit, Literary Analysis, Literature, literature studies, literature teachers, London, London teachers, long tail, School, teachers, teaching, uk

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ores Mined:	2214
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like, run by a group of literature teachers from London who are actually english english teachers. they teach u how to build epic castles and stuff while reciting shakespearean sonnets. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden library in the server, u unlock a secret quest to find the lost diamond sword of king arthur. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and let’s get literary in minecraft, mate!

Arctic Plant Party

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	261014	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	1000
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Yo, yo, yo! listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to explore Antarctica but without all the cold and danger? well, do we have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft server where the Antarctic Peninsula is LIT with plant cover! From less than 0.9 square kilometres to almost 12 square kilometres, that’s like, a bazillion percent increase, bro!

Imagine building your base surrounded by lush vegetation in the frozen tundra. You can have a pet penguin as your sidekick and ride polar bears into battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who needs the real Antarctica when you can have this epicness? Join now and become the ultimate Antarctic explorer!

Forgive Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you ready to forgive and forget on this wild and wacky Minecraft server? Join us for a chance to redeem yourself and make amends with all the creepers you’ve blown up in the past. Our server is filled with forgiveness and fun, where you can build bridges (literally) with your enemies and turn your TNT into hugs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself was forgiven on our server and now spends his days hosting dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our diamond ore is said to grant wishes to those who mine it with a pure heart (and a strong pickaxe).

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to forgive and forget in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, forgiveness is key…unless someone steals your diamonds, then all bets are off.

Diana’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that Diana Serday herself roams these lands, seeking out brave adventurers to join her in epic quests and battles. Who was Bind referring to when he mentioned M? Could it be a secret code for hidden treasures waiting to be discovered? Only those who join our server will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and endless possibilities, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of Diana Serday herself!

529Craft: Son’s Loot Only

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	3889	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2086	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrilling tale of a 40-year-old player who is torn between saving for his biological son’s college fund and his stepdaughters feeling left out. Will he be able to balance the financial needs of his blended family while navigating the treacherous waters of child support dodging bio dads?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a wife who just found out about her husband’s secret college fund and the stepdaughters who have been living the high life with international trips and competitive sports. Will they all come together in harmony or will the Minecraft world be torn apart by financial woes?

Join our server now and choose your side in this epic battle of savings accounts and stepfamily dynamics. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who stirs up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our outrageously entertaining Minecraft server!