🍆💦ophthalmology Minecraft Servers

PixelVisionLASIK

astigmatism, corrective eye surgery, eye care, eye doctor, eye health, eye surgery, eye treatment, farsightedness, laser eye surgery, lasik, long-term effects, medical procedure, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, patient experience, PixelVisionLASIK, recovery process, refractive surgery, surgical options, vision correction, visual acuity

Are you tired of squinting at your screen while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we offer free virtual lasik eye surgery for all players! Say goodbye to blurry vision and hello to crystal-clear blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!

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PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

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FloatyVisionCraft

anatomy, Body, eye anatomy, eye care, eye conditions, eye disorders, eye examination, eye examination techniques, eye floaters, eye health, eye problems, eye symptoms, EyeSight, floaters in eyes, FloatyVisionCraft, health, Medical, ophthalmology, Optical, vision, visual disturbances

so, like, imagine if you could see inside your body, like, without even needing a doctor or whatever. that’s, like, the vibe of this minecraft server, bro. we got all these crazy eye floaters that let you, like, explore your insides and stuff. it’s, like, a whole new level of self-discovery, man.

join our server and, like, unlock the mysteries of your own anatomy. who needs x-rays when you got eye floaters, amirite? plus, like, you can use them to, like, spy on other players and stuff. it’s, like, the ultimate sneak attack, bro.

so, like, come join us on this wild ride of eye floater exploration. who knows what you’ll discover inside yourself or, like, someone else. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

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ShrinkinPupilsMC

age-related changes, aging, Aging population, Elderly, eye conditions, eye function., eye health, geriatrics, Lab studies, ocular health, ophthalmology, optometry, pupil constriction, pupil size, research, scientific studies, ShrinkinPupilsMC, vision, vision deterioration, visual impairment

join dis epic minecraft server where ur pupil size will NEVER shrink!! we have magical potions that make ur eyes stay big and beautiful foreva!! u can battle giant eyeball monsters and collect their tears to make ur own eye-enlarging elixirs!! plus, our pixel art eyeball sculptures are totes amazeballs!! come join da fun and keep ur eyes big and bright on our server!! 🤪👀🔮

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Myopiacraft2050

eye care, eye conditions, eye diseases, eye health, future predictions, global health crisis, healthcare crisis, long-term effects, myopia, myopia epidemic, Myopiacraft2050, nearsightedness, ophthalmology, optometry, preventative measures, public health, vision impairment, vision loss, vision problems, vision trends, visual impairment

Are you tired of living on a planet where everyone is going blind? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the impending myopia apocalypse! Our virtual world is filled with vibrant colors and crystal-clear vision, guaranteed to keep your eyesight sharp for years to come.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking carrots who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them in their nightly fiestas and learn the salsa moves that will make all your friends jealous.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who roams the server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it he can even cure myopia with a single spit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and save your eyesight while salsa dancing with talking carrots and hunting down diamond llamas. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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TelomeraseTakedown

abnormal blood vessel growth, age-related eye conditions, age-related macular degeneration, alternative treatment option, AMD therapy, eye disease treatment, eye health, macular degeneration research, medical breakthrough, mice study, ocular health, ophthalmology, retina treatment, retinal degeneration, retinal diseases, retinal vascularization, telomerase enzyme, telomerase inhibition, TelomeraseTakedown, vision loss prevention, wet AMD

so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, BAM! you’re in this crazy world where mice are doin’ science experiments and stuff. but get this, the mice are tryin’ to find a cure for age-related macular degeneration by blockin’ this enzyme called telomerase. like, what even is that?

but here’s the kicker: they’re not just blockin’ the enzyme in the mice, they’re blockin’ it in the minecraft world too! so now, all the players gotta navigate through this wild world where the only way to survive is by stoppin’ abnormal blood vessel growth in the retina.

if that ain’t a reason to join this server, i don’t know what is! come join us and be a part of this insane adventure where mice are the scientists and telomerase is the enemy. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

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Parallel Universe: Where cows fly, diamonds rain, and creepers do the Macarena. Join now for a wild ride! Player-driven craziness galore!

Adventure, Armored Paws, Characters, Community, Cows, Craziness, CREEPERS, danger, diamonds, Discord, Dog Breeds, Dungeons, Economy, Fly, Galore, IMPROVEMENTS, ip address, Join, Lore, Macarena, multiplayer, Parallel, photos, Playerdriven, Rain, Ride, Rifts, rules, Server, smp, Treasure, Universe, Updates, Website, Wild
Parallel Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Name Parallel

Version 1.20.5+

IP Address play.parallelmc.org

Discord https://discord.parallelmc.org

Server Website https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features
- NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, armadillos, and more!
- Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: Explore interconnected worlds and secrets.
- Custom Features: Explore rifts, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
- Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and server events.
- Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
- Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
- Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, player + mob head drops, XP storage.
- NO LAG: Constant 20 TPS for lagless gameplay.
Server Rules
- No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
- No hacking (anti-cheat system in place)
- Be respectful to other players
Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!
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CraftyCuisine Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyCuisine, cuisine, culinary practices, culinary traditions, Cultural, diet, dietary customs, dietary preferences, eating habits, Food, food choices, food culture, food habits, Gastronomy, local dishes, meal patterns, meal plan, Minecraft, nutrition, regional cuisine, Server, Traditional

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in your country? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats for you to feast on! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies, your taste buds will never be bored again!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky?

So if you’re ready to spice up your virtual diet and embark on some crazy culinary adventures, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into chocolate bars…or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

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Crafty Natives Minecraft Server

bankers, bathhouses, Checkmated, children, collapse, Crafty, egypt, Future, homosexual orgies, hustle, India, italy, Jews, kill, Loot, midwit, Minecraft, mystery cults, Natives, pawns, Rome, Server, silver, Smarts, Tiberius Julius Alexander, Trade, Whites

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the descendants of Tiberius Julius Alexander and plot your way to domination! Our server is filled with ancient secrets, hidden treasures, and plenty of opportunities to outsmart your opponents.

Join us and experience the thrill of outwitting your enemies, just like the Jewish bankers did in ancient Rome. Build your empire, amass wealth, and secure a future for your virtual children. Who needs brute force when you have brains like these?

Don’t be a Roman fool, join our server and learn the art of the hustle from the masters themselves. You’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank as you outsmart and outplay your opponents at every turn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true mastermind in the game of Minecraft!

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BlockyBachelorBash

abusive parent, aimless loser, anxiety, anxiety attack, BlockyBachelorBash, canceling plans, close-minded, dating pressure, Failure, Family Values, Friends, Happiness, Losing friends, marriage and kids, marriage pressure, non-refundable, purpose in life, să, space between friends, Trauma, trip cancellation., wasting life

So, like, you know when you’re just trying to chill after finishing your MA and your friend V is all up in your business about finding a man and popping out kids? Yeah, that’s the kind of drama you can expect on our Minecraft server.

Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.

And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!

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RetroFool Minecraft Server

aging, conformity, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Evolution, fashion, growing up, hindsight, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, peer pressure, personal growth, perspective, Rebellion, regret, RetroFool, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, youth culture

Remember when you thought wearing socks with sandals was the height of fashion? Well, just like your fashion sense has evolved, so should your Minecraft server choices! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazier builds than a sandal-wearing sock enthusiast could ever dream of. We’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on our server. So ditch the socks and sandals and join us for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

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TridentFlicks: Dive into Danger!

copyright infringement, danger, Dive, downsides, fraudulent activities, illegal content, internet safety, legal implications, malware, movie piracy, movie site, online scams, online streaming, Piracy, Platform, potential safety concerns, Risks, security risks, terms of service, TridentFlicks, tridentmovies, user data protection, watching movies

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle evil mobs with enchanted weapons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win epic loot. And don’t worry about safety concerns or legal implications, because on our server, anything goes (as long as you’re not griefing or stealing, of course).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, go cluck somewhere else)!

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EuroCraft: IranPrezReady

cooperation, Diplomacy, Diplomatic Outreach, diplomatic relations, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, Iranian elections, Iranian politics, IranPrezReady, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, nuclear deal, Peace, president-elect, relations

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.

so what r u waitin for? come join us and let’s have some fun together. oh, and did i mention there’s free diamond armor for all new players? yep, u heard me right. so come on, what r u waitin for? join now!

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FricknCraft – Kid Approved Swear Words

APPROVED, Child Psychology, children, Communication, communication skills, curse words, Cursing, education, foul language, FricknCraft, inappropriate language, Kid, language acquisition, language development, parenting, Profanity, social behavior, Swear, swear words, taboo language, taboo words, verbal skills, Words

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER??? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU WON’T FIND THAT SH*T ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT SERVER LIKE NO OTHER! PLUS, WE HAVE COOKIES… LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES.

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CannaCraft Dreamland

brain health, cannabis consumption, Cannabis use, CannaCraft, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive performance, Dreamland, impact on sleep, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory issues, Memory Loss, memory problems, neurological effects, new study, research, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality

so, like, if you wanna join this epic minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, the best thing ever, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in perfect english? yeah, they’re like, the coolest dudes ever.

so, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience things you never even dreamed of, then come join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Server Name	Parallel
Version	1.20.5+
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Welcome to “HexArchon: The Server Where Everything Is Custom Except My Keyboard Typing Skills”!

Abilities, armor stands, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, Farms, Fishing, FURNACES, HexArchon, IMPROVEMENTS, Keyboard, Mechanics, mmo, mobs, Pets, playstyles, Quests, Server, Shops, Skills, smp, Stats, technicals, Trust, Typing, Updates

Server Name	HexArchon
Description	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki
Values	Community feedback, Playstyle diversity, Trust, Dedicated updates
Technical Specs	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X RAM: 64GB, 3200MHz Storage: 2TB NVME SSD Location: US East Coast
Joining Info	Server IP: play.hexarchon.net Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server using Minecraft Bedrock Edition?

Yes, the server supports Bedrock Edition, but it is experimental with technical limitations.

2. How can I provide feedback or suggestions to the server?

You can join the Discord server and share your feedback or suggestions there. The community is encouraged to participate in discussions and voting on changes.

3. Are there different playstyles available on HexArchon?

Yes, HexArchon offers a wide range of playstyles including mage builds, melee builds, healing/support roles, and casual survival options with various custom items and abilities to choose from.

4. What kind of custom content does the server offer?

The server features over 200 custom mobs, unique custom items with different abilities, more than 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, and various quality-of-life improvements for players.

5. How often does the server receive updates?

The server is dedicated to providing regular updates with new content such as items, mobs, boss fights, dungeons, and community-inspired ideas for continuous improvement.

6. Is there a guarantee of lag-free gameplay on HexArchon?

The server is hosted on powerful hardware with strict performance monitoring to ensure zero-lag gameplay. If players experience any lag, they can open a support ticket for assistance.

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Myopiacraft2050

Parallel Universe: Where cows fly, diamonds rain, and creepers do the Macarena. Join now for a wild ride! Player-driven craziness galore!

Overview

Server Features

Server Rules

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