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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3931 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
so, like, this server is LIT, man. we got all the crazy stuff happenin’. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was INSANE, bro.
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.
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