come join our server where we make the centre disappear like magic! we have optimal planning and we fight against the evil of bureaucratisation! our players are like superheroes, fighting off the boring paperwork and building epic structures! join us and be a part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history! we promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re into that sort of thing. but who wants to be bored when you can be battling against paperwork monsters and building the coolest things ever?! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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AutoCraft: Bureaucracy Menace
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SelfCheckOutCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a good deal!
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