we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.
If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!
Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!
mc.pingusmp.co.za
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| EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us! |
| Question | Answer |
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| What kind of server is EmberSMP? | EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly. |
| How can I join the server? | To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities. |
| Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players? | Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners. |
But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.
Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco inferno party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance your way to victory and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your fiancé over whether or not you had the right to kick out his sister from your own home. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
And if that’s not enough, prepare yourself for the ultimate challenge of navigating through awkward family gatherings and learning valuable life lessons along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now!
Witness the epic battle of household chores as the husband takes on the role of superhero, handling everything from night wakings to car maintenance, while the wife tackles the daunting task of grocery shopping and cooking dinner (well, most of the time).
But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of finding dirty dishes and diapers left in the baby’s room, as the husband fights for cleanliness and order in a world gone mad.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a riveting tale of love, PPD, anxiety, and ADHD all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown of who will step up and help out more – it’s a battle for the ages!
