OpenStack Minecraft Servers

OpenStack Minecraft Servers

  • ””/Minecraft SMP/ – Block Party Central””

    ””/Minecraft SMP/ – Block Party Central””
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 549
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we also teach you how to become a tech wizard! Ever wanted to set up your own NAS? Well, here you can learn all about virtualization, networking, and even how to configure VLANs like a pro.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to feel like a tech god? Try setting up OpenStack and see if you can handle the power. And when it comes to software, forget the basics – install Gentoo and replace all your mainstream apps with self-hosted alternatives. Who needs Netflix when you have Plex, right?

    So why should you join our crazy Minecraft SMP? Simple – de-botnet your life, learn new skills, and impress your friends by serving up applications like a boss. Store their data with top-notch security and serve it back to them with a comfy interface that will blow their minds.

    And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered. From cool stuff to host to a list of ARM-based SBCs, we have everything you need to level up your tech game. Plus, we have insane tips like using PCIe SAS HBAs in IT mode for more SATA ports – because why settle for the ordinary?

    So come join us and remember: RAID protects you from downtime, backups protect you from data loss, and our Minecraft SMP will make you the ultimate tech guru in no time. Let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

    SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 136
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to all your fapping needs? Look no further than our server, where we have AI perfection at its finest! Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

    Join us for the DRINK Edition of our server, where we take fapping to a whole new level. Our previous thread was so wild, we had to start a new one! And if you think this is crazy, just wait until you see our related threads like /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, and /vt/vtai.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces AI fapping in all its glory? Plus, we have Catbox galleries and uploads for all your fapping needs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Atropic Minecraft server

    Atropic Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4010
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 136 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Star Shards Collected: 257
    Villages Defended: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? In the world of Atropic, every block is a story, every adventure is a legend. Join us and become part of our never-ending epic!

    IP: atropic.fun ⋘1.16.5 – 1.20+⋙

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server

    Bad Game, Good Server – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6373
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 125 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Minecraft and Devil May Cry on steroids!

    Join us and experience epic battles with mobs that are straight out of a hack and slash game. Our high-level players will show you the ropes and have you feeling like a gaming god in no time.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the intense challenges that await. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our world, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP

    Lo u T hesz Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 5016
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Star Shards Collected: 239

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old players and same old builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can play alongside legendary wrestlers like Lou Thesz, The Rock, and even The Undertaker!

    Imagine building your very own wrestling ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin as your neighbor, or going on epic mining adventures with Rey Mysterio and John Cena. And don’t even get us started on the PvP battles – can you take down Brock Lesnar in a fight to the death?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the wrestling madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s get ready to mine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 745
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 1879
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly aliens who will trade you diamonds for space cookies! And every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and trees grow upside down!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit He Really The One Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3114
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4783 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the legendary player known only as “The One” who can build a dirt house faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Rumor has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs for his loyal subjects. Want to join his feathered army and conquer the land? Just hop on our server and start recruiting your own army of poultry warriors.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and adventures await you in this wacky world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server

    BlockyCraft – modern Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8654
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness!

    Join us for the Sam Dhide edition, where we discuss everything from spaghetti code to the future of OSRS while building epic structures in Minecraft. Who knew coding could be so entertaining?

    Ever heard of The Curse of Arrav? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to escape the clutches of an evil spaghetti monster. And to celebrate our mobile anniversary, we’ve added a special update that lets you play Minecraft on your phone while fighting off hordes of angry meatballs.

    Not sure what to do when you first join? Don’t worry, we’ve got quests and diaries to keep you entertained for hours. And if you ever need help, just hop on our chat channel, appropriately named “fart cc,” for some questionable advice.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition where you can show off your Minecraft skills and compete for the coveted title of Skilling Champion. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself face to face with a giant spaghetti monster ready to challenge you to a building contest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros

    HopOn /SMCI/ Minecraft SMP MondayBros
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 350
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft SMP ever? Join us on /SMCI/ where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that on /SMCI/, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly. Our players have built entire castles out of nothing but dirt and determination. The mobs are so friendly, they’ll even help you build a house if you ask nicely. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on /SMCI/ for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power! See you on Monday, bros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 5014
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

    We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP

    The Movie Bob Is My Favorite Critic Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1980
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the movie bob is our favorite critic! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect you from any creepers that come your way. – We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. – The only way to get diamonds on our server is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. – Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained llamas who will help you with any issues you may encounter. They may spit at you, but it’s all in good fun. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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