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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 549 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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