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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3745 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 173 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 115 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
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