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ZombieApocalypse Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so thrilling, we had to count the bodies after the first week because so many players were dying from sheer excitement! Join now if you dare to test your skills in a world where danger lurks around every corner and the only way to survive is to be the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to bring your A-game and maybe a few extra lives, because this server is not for the faint of heart!

Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Emeralds Found:	3759	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3217	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Kaiju No.8 Minecraft SMP #117

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	45
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding!

We have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama dance parties and a sky island where the sheep can fly (yes, you read that right, FLY!). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime that will follow you around and leave a trail of glitter wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (just don’t ask for unlimited diamonds, we’ve tried that already).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility).

Kanade’s Workplace Harassment Minecraft Server

Accountability, accountability culture, consequences, discrimination, fair treatment, Harassment, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, investigation, Justice, Kanade, Kanades, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Silence, transparency, Victim, Workplace, workplace culture, workplace ethics, workplace harassment, セクハラ

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1198	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us and witness the epic saga of Kanade and her workplace セクハラ scandal unfold in real-time. Will justice be served? Will there be a dramatic courtroom showdown? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a minute of the action on our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay.

Top 10 Minecraft SMP Countries in the Western Hemisphere

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the top 10 countries in the western hemisphere, each with their own unique culture and customs. From the land of talking cows to the kingdom of flying pigs, you’ll never run out of new places to explore and conquer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwipeRun server Minecraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our SwipeRun server, which we have put up for monitoring specifically for the development of our project in the future! In order to access our server you need to enter a special ip: 5.188.118.142:30058

Our server has a bunch of different interesting features and features such as: auto-mine, donation cases, pvp arena, parkour with prizes, sawmill, portal to the Ender world and much more! Our server is built on the craftbukkit core! Entry: 1.16.5!!! Good luck to you, dear friend, on our cozy SwipeRun server!!! It will only get more interesting and better!

5.188.118.142:30058

Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	247	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!