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FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3914	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7417	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	269	Towns Built:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	247	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Items Found:	1712	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Farms Harvested:	530	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	115	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!