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StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

beautiful warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest, in-game currency, lamp, large worlds, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, No Mini-Games, No OP, Open stores, Russian, Server, simulation range, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2
Votes:	9943	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

a5.storymine.ru

StoryMine Warps Shops Survival server Minecraft

Anarchies, Antispam, BUILD, Cities, Comfortable survival, develop, Donations, drawing, Fly, Game Currency, GOD, Hosting, in-game currency, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, op, Open stores, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, Shops, simulation, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Unbalanced whales, Vultures, Warps, Web map, wipe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Dragon Eggs Found:	4051
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	621
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

7.storymine.ru

StoryMine Top survival server Minecraft

Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Jobs, Low donations, Minecraft, No Lags, Open stores, Pleasant survival, private blocks, Russian translation, Server, Shop, simulation range, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Top survival, Web map

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

game.storymine.ru

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

Antispam, Auto-mine, Build warps, Cities, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Honest survival, Huge worlds, in-game currency, Jobs, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, no fly, No GOD, No Lags, No OP, No Wipes, Open stores, powerful hosting, private world, Russian translation, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

1.storymine.ru

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

x.StoryMine.ru

GazaDocPainCraft

Abuse, cruel treatment, DOCTORS, gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaDocPainCraft, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, international conflict, Medical Ethics, medical malpractice, MIDDLE EAST, Pain, patient rights, psychological torture, Suffering, Trauma, violence, war zone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Crops Grown:	6444
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are actually evil masterminds trying to cause pain to players? Well, look no further cuz on this server, the Gazan doctors will stop at nothing to make sure you suffer in the most outrageous ways possible!

One time, a player got captured by these doctors and they made him mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end. Another player was forced to build a giant statue of a creeper out of dirt blocks, only to have it blown up by a TNT trap right before completion.

But the craziest story of all is when a player tried to escape from the doctors’ evil clutches by building a secret underground base. Little did he know, the doctors had planted a bunch of hidden traps that turned his base into a death maze filled with lava, zombies, and poisonous spiders.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and your sanity, come join us and see if you can survive the twisted world of the Gazan doctors!

SeaSipCraft

adaptation, adaptation to environment, biology, Drinking, environmental adaptation, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary process, human evolution, Marine Biology, marine life, natural selection, Ocean, salt tolerance, SALTWATER, SeaSipCraft, Seawater, Survival, water consumption, water scarcity

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

join this epic minecraft server where we all drink seawater and build underwater bases like mermaids. we have a secret potion that turns you into a fish for 24 hours so you can swim with the dolphins and fight off the evil squid army. our staff are all trained mermaids who will guide you through the depths of the ocean and help you find hidden treasures. plus, we have a pet shark named steve who loves to play fetch with seashells. so come on down to our underwater paradise and make a splash in the coolest server around!

breadsmp

breadsmp, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Friendly, Houses, Minecraft, multiplayer, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, no killing, no lore, no staged events, No Stealing, normal server, rules, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	173
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

14 friendly members, houses for claiming, just a normal survival multiplayer server. No lore, nothing staged.

Rules:

No cheating/hacking, no griefing, no stealing, no killing without reason.

bsmpn.falixsrv.me:25436

Silvermons: The Pixelmon Party! Join for crazy mods, epic battles, and endless laughs!

{Player Tournaments}, Battle Tower, Battles, Casual players, Champion’s Gauntlet, competitive players, crazy, Curseforge, custom content, custom level cap, ELITE 4, Endless, Epic, friendly community, Gyms, Join, laughs, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, modded server, Mods, non pay-to-win, Party, Pixelmon, pixelmon modpack, Player Gym system, Rank progression, Silvermons, Unique Events

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	962938
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Silvermons Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Minecraft Version	1.16.5
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack – Link

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. What is Silvermons server?

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players.

2. What features does the server have?

The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes Exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and Champion’s Gauntlet. It also offers Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

3. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: play.silvermons.com

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	9982	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8779	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Ignition Teaser was made just for us! Join us and feel the heat as you navigate through our fiery landscapes.

Need a hand in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll have more than just a hand – you’ll have a whole armada of helpers ready to assist you on your epic quests. Just like in the Natlan Preview Teaser, we’ve got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the event “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. Just like in the event, you’ll be surrounded by mythical creatures and epic stories waiting to be discovered.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – a lineup so powerful, it’ll make the Ender Dragon cower in fear. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – weapons so legendary, they could slay a whole army of creepers with just one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some extra Primogems – because who doesn’t love freebies in Minecraft?

Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

acknowledges, BibooSo, BLOCK, collaboration, collaboration goals, Collabs, community engagement, Content Creation, creative partnership, digital art, fuwamoco, Fuwamocos, humor, internet culture, internet trends, madness, Meme culture, Minecraft, new, online collaboration, Party, shitposting meta, smp, social media, viral content

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	8304	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	596

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

BraceletBlocker99

14 karat gold, aunt, Bracelet, BraceletBlocker99, cousin conflict, family dispute, family drama, family dynamics, family heirloom, family history, family legacy, family loyalty, family relationships, family tradition, Family Values, generational heirloom, great grandmother, Inheritance, jewelry, personal belongings, sentimental value

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1436	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of family drama over inherited jewelry? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life craziness behind. On our server, you can mine for diamonds instead of arguing over bracelets. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about your crazy aunts trying to steal your loot. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

SingleAdvantagesMC SMP

Advantages of being single, freedom, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-sufficiency, Single life, SingleAdvantagesMC, smp, solo adventures

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship on our Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because being single here comes with some epic advantages!

First off, you’ll have all the time in the world to mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to come home for dinner. Plus, you can build as many ridiculous structures as you want without worrying about someone judging your questionable design choices.

But the best part? You’ll never have to worry about getting griefed by your significant other because they got jealous of your epic redstone creations. So come join us and embrace the single life on our Minecraft SMP – where the only commitment you have is to your blocky creations!

BlockyBliss

achievement, aspirations, BlockyBliss, Contentment, Desires, dreams, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, Life, missing, motivation, personal growth, progress, purpose, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life? Like, maybe you need a little more excitement, a little more adventure, a little more…Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got everything you need to fill that void in your life!

Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MoonCraft: Project Fílos

advocacy, Astronomy, celestial bodies, differentiation, Earth’s moon, filos, Friend, Greek, Identity, Lunar, Moon, Mooncraft, name.., Naming, NOMENCLATURE, Planets, Project, Proposal, Satellite, Space, Unique, Universe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Towns Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7000
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!

JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!

COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!