New Minecraft Server
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Open Relationships

  • CheatersBeCrafted Minecraft Server

    CheatersBeCrafted Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the Extraordinary Enigma Server!

    Hey you! Yes, you! You’ve just stumbled into a rabbit hole of pixelated pandemonium and cataclysmic chaos! Join the server where chickens are the overlords, and the diamonds are ricocheting crazily off the walls of reality! Are you ready to lose your sanity? Let’s go!

    Server Features

    Feature Explanation
    Unlimited Grapefruit Access to grapefruits in every biome, but they only appear on Thursdays during a full moon. Hug them for instant teleportation!
    Invisible Blocks! Build with blocks that you can’t see, so your friend’s confusion will solidify your authority! It’s just like reality!
    Respawning Parrots Every time you die, a parrot will recite the Gettysburg Address backwards in Morse code! It’s educational!
    Enderman Petting Zoo Pet Endermen and receive life advice that will inevitably ruin your life. Enjoy the chaos as they steal your dreams—literally!
    Slippery Cactus Rides Cactus riding is not a crime; it’s a lifestyle! Just don’t forget to wear ice skates.

    Random Player Reviews

    “I threw a potato at the sun and it exploded. 10/10 would potato again.”

    “Why are there so many llamas at the spawn point? What is their purpose?!”

    “I don’t even know anymore and I lost my sanity at 3 AM! Join now!”

    “The cheese nightmares still haunt me at night, but the grapefruits make it worth it!”

    The Final Warning!

    If you hear the sound of glass breaking at midnight, don’t look out your window! It’s probably a creepypasta come to haunt you in your dreams. Remember, the graphics are real, but your perception is a mere illusion. Join us, or be trapped in an infinite loop of existential confusion!

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  • ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

    ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

    So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

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  • PolyCraftParty

    PolyCraftParty
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon! Join us and navigate through interwoven relationships that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

    Meet our players, including Tom, Lucy, and Grace, who are in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a maze in the Nether. Tom and Lucy are married but also in a serious relationship with Grace. It’s like a love triangle, but with extra sides!

    But wait, there’s more! Grace is not only the apple of everyone’s eye but also the favorite babysitter of our players’ kids. Will Lucy’s jealousy cause more explosions than a TNT trap?

    Join us on this server where social dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to invite Grace to group events, despite Lucy’s reservations? Will you be the hero or the villain in this polyamorous soap opera?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the love, drama, and friendship that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen, so watch out for those sneaky creepers and even sneakier relationships!

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