open-minded Minecraft Servers

open-minded Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBanter

    BlockyBanter
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 1106
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Void Gems Collected: 34
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Animals Bred: 168 Zombie Dances: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

    Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

    So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Relic Hunter’s Haven 1.20.6

    Relic Hunter’s Haven 1.20.6
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 7238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have a chance with pic rel because our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes just waiting for a blocky hunk like you to sweep them off their square feet!

    You’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time, impressing all the digital ladies with your mad crafting skills.

    Plus, our server has the most lit parties this side of the Nether, so you’ll never be bored while you’re looking for love in all the right blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for love and loot in the most bonkers Minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BedrockBoudoir

    BedrockBoudoir
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 5724
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3875 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ores Mined: 6981
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

    Join our server and explore a whole new world of possibilities, where taboo and unusual are the norm! Build giant phallic structures, have epic battles with flying pigs, and participate in wild orgies with villagers (just kidding… maybe).

    You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner freak flag fly and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TraitCraft

    TraitCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7959
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 256
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of chaotic energy, random shenanigans, and a touch of madness? Then boy do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5

    Autistic Wonderland 1.20.5
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1775
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Dimension Hops: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is lit AF!

    First off, we got some sick builds that will blow your mind. Like, we’re talking giant statues of Steve riding a pig and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

    And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers that explode into rainbow confetti and zombies that breakdance instead of trying to eat your brains.

    Plus, the community here is top-notch. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out if you need it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server and let’s have some fun together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCrafterz

    CraftyCrafterz
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 4507
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Emeralds Found: 9621 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who dare to pet them.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPolyNoProbsMC

    NoPolyNoProbsMC
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5595
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

    Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server

    Cuckold Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9511
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4319 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable? Join our server and get ready to explore a world where the craziest things can happen!

    Picture this: you and your mom teaming up to take on creepers and zombies together. Who knew that a Minecraft server could bring families closer than ever before? Join us and see just how far you’re willing to go for the ultimate gaming experience!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour. Can you keep up with these speedy creatures as they race through obstacle courses and challenge you to keep up?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cuckoo situation with your mom that you never expected!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • I am not gay Minecraft SMP

    I am not gay Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 587
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Runes Activated: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your love life apparently! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.

    Our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind explosive surprises for unsuspecting players. So if you’re into a little bit of danger with your Minecraft experience, this is the place for you.

    And did we mention that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep? Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So come join us if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as you are. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6752
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

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  • Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

    Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 2089
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Description Information
    Server Name Fonnexia
    Server Location Sweden
    Features
    IP Fonnexia.se
    Discord https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

    Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

    2. How can I create or join a town?

    To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

    3. Are there any custom items on the server?

    Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

    4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

    Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

    5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

    MatzahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8844
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Love Letters Sent: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

    SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 744
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Dragon Eggs Found: 2399
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 5246
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Potions Brewed: 175 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

    Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8459
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

    🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

    🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

    🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

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  • OldManCraft SMP

    OldManCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6030
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Farms Harvested: 449
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4118

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3091
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Chimeras Created: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

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  • TroopTroubleCraft

    TroopTroubleCraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 1698
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Crops Grown: 3551
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6666
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.

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  • GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity

    GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 8769
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Villages Defended: 13
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.

    if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.

    so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!

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  • ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

    ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 8581
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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