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  • Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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    Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

    Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us on weekends. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have a blast with a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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    Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

    But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ComedyCraft SMP – LOL Acting!

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    ComedyCraft SMP – LOL Acting!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! Like, seriously, the other day I found a diamond sword in a chest guarded by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only opens on full moons. It’s lit AF, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day from any griefers or trolls.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and craziness, where every block you break could lead to a new adventure. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn! What more could you ask for? Join now before the llamas take over and make us all their servants!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrendyCraft: Society’s Struggle

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    TrendyCraft: Society’s Struggle

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old society with its concerning trends and lack of excitement? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a world where the only trend is pure chaos and hilarity! Join us and witness the outrageous antics of our players as they build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and hold dance parties with creepers. Who needs society when you can have this level of insanity and fun? Join us now and never look back!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Moonbat

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    Moonbat

    New Minecraft Servers

    Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    Creative Server
    No-griefing Survival SMP
    Griefing-enabled SMP
    Regular server updates
    Player events with survival rewards
    Added minigames like spleef

    FAQ

    What are the server IPs?

    The server IP is “moonbat.ddns.net”.

    What is the server version?

    The server is currently running on version 1.21.4.

    Are the SMP maps reset?

    Both SMP maps do not reset, so your progress is safe.

    Can I participate in player events?

    Yes, the server occasionally runs player events with survival rewards.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.2

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    Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of craziness! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. Plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the epic quest to find out why white women love shitskins, it’s the ultimate mystery waiting to be solved in blocky pixel form. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is where the party’s at!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ExWifeWeddingCrasher

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    ExWifeWeddingCrasher

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the bride invites her brother’s ex-wife, who just so happens to be the mother of her 8-year-old niece.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through the twists and turns of co-parenting, prison time, and new marriages all while building your dream Minecraft world. Will you choose to side with the bride and support her inclusive family values, or will you join forces with the brother and his new wife in their quest to keep the ex-wife away from the wedding?

    With drama at every turn and alliances being tested, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the virtual altar. Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MiningTogetherMinecraftSMP

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    MiningTogetherMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you ever heard of this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, everyone on there is just a bunch of loony tunes, but in a good way, ya know? We’ve got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even? And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a hoot and a half, I tell ya.

    But the best part is the couples activities we do on the server. Like, every couple that’s been together for a while has to do this one challenge where they have to build a house together using only pink wool and TNT. It’s a disaster waiting to happen, but it’s so much fun to watch. And if you survive the explosion, you get a special diamond pickaxe that lets you mine bedrock. It’s totally OP, bro.

    So if you and your significant other are looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBribesForPOTUS

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    CraftyBribesForPOTUS

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we bribe the POTUS in real time for over $30 billion! That’s right, you can join in on the fun as we try to outbid each other for the president’s favor. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a bribery bonanza like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • License to Law – Minecraft Server

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    License to Law – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and you’re just mining away, building your little house, right? but then, outta nowhere, a group of chickens start attacking you with diamond swords! it’s like a chicken uprising or something! but don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame the chickens and ride them into battle against the evil cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. it’s a wild ride, man. and if you ever get bored of that, you can always join the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s a lawless land of chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP