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CraftyFibsMC

Deceit, Deception, caught lying, Trust, Truth

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers and getting caught lying about your epic diamond loot? Well, fear not, because on our server, lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory! We have a whole section dedicated to crafting elaborate stories about your Minecraft adventures, from fighting off creepers with your bare hands to discovering a secret underground village filled with talking pigs. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure your lies are as outrageous as possible!

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CraftyRussianFunds

Misinformation, Russian Interests, rt, foreign influence, Propaganda

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got two RT employees who got indicted for secretly funding and directing a US company to publish thousands of videos for russian interests. like, how wild is that?? come join the chaos and see what other shenanigans we got goin on in this server. plus, our pixel art game is on point and our players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. so come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

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No Fight Club Twice

follow, Movie, self destruction, rules, Edward Norton

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CHICKENS THAN A FARM ON STEROIDS. U CAN FLY ON A PIG AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND UNICORNS. ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE AND THEY’LL GIVE U SUPERPOWERS IF U SAY THE MAGIC WORD “PINEAPPLES” 69 TIMES. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, OR ELSE THE CREEPERS WILL EAT UR COOKIES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTISLIFE 🐔🚀💎🦄🍍🍪

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Droplet Detector 3000

droplet sliding, robotic technology, detector, sensory feedback, electronic skin

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this epic minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! you come across a droplet-sensing bionic e-skin! like, what even is that?! well, let me tell you, this e-skin is so freakin’ cool, it can convert droplet sliding behaviors into electrical signals! like, how crazy is that?! you’ll be the envy of all your minecraft buddies with this bad boy on your side.

not only that, but this e-skin can enhance your robotic perception! you’ll be like a freakin’ cyborg in the minecraft world, seeing things you never thought possible. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be unstoppable with this e-skin guiding you on your epic minecraft adventures.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and get your hands on this droplet-sensing bionic e-skin. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover even more mind-blowing secrets hidden within our crazy server. see you there, fellow minecraft maniacs!

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What is the IP for TimTheTatman Minecraft Server?

tim solos, best of timthetatman, Live, Tim, timthetatman solo

Timothy John Betar, better known as TimTheTatman, is a popular American Twitch streamer and content creator. He first gained recognition for his Call of Duty gameplay but has since become well-known for his entertaining personality and variety of content. TimTheTatman is known for his humorous commentary, positive attitude, and interactions with his viewers. He has a large following on Twitch, YouTube, and social media platforms, and continues to be a prominent figure in the gaming community.

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Popelmc

Vanilla, Tekkit, Skywars, KitPvP, Adventure

Welcome to our Minecraft Server

Factions – Join or create a faction Build your empire, forge alliances, and defend your territories

Survival – Experience ultimate survival Gather resources, build structures, and face wild challenges

Anti Xray – Enjoy fair gameplay with our advanced Anti-Xray system No cheaters allowed

Nice Community – Join a friendly, respectful, and helpful community You are always welcome here

Version 1.21 – Play on the latest Minecraft version 1.21 with all its exciting features

Join our growing community We look forward to seeing you

popelmc.yukrix.com

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KyrtexSMP

Teleportation, smp, Welcoming, coinflips, Cross-Play

Welcome to KyrtexSMP!

Discover a vibrant community where camaraderie and adventure go hand in hand. KyrtexSMP offers an array of features designed to enhance your Minecraft experience:

Friendly Community: Join a supportive and welcoming group of players. Active Admins: Our dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience. Teleportation & Warps: Easily navigate the world and visit friends. Shops & Coinflips: Engage in commerce and try your luck with exciting coinflips. Crates & Kits: Unlock unique rewards and gear to aid your journey.

85.202.160.169:2291

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CraftyVerse – Minecraft Server

UE5 engine, rollback netcode, Constant development, universal parry technique, new characters

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Beetlejuice’s moveset in MultiVersus? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the blocky world! We’ve got Powerpuff Steves Edition, where you can battle it out with characters from Warner Brothers properties while earning gleamium and showing off your sick parry skills.

Join us for insane stories, like the time Samurai Jack and Beetlejuice teamed up to take down a horde of creepers in our new PvE mode. Or how about the time our players discovered a secret stage that teleported them to a magical land filled with diamonds and emeralds?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our blocky universe. See you there, fellow blockheads!

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Nethack is the Most /G/ Minecraft SMP Computer Game

video game, retro gaming, pc game, permadeath, open-source game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes, or mining for rare blocks that give you superpowers like flying or turning invisible.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyLife SMP: Mandatory Creeper Selfies!

Adventure, cooking Class, smp, Surfing, hot air balloon ride

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t soon forget. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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