WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

WeddingCraft: No Open Bar, No Problem!

aita, alcohol heavy family, alcoholic beverages, assigned table, bar, bridezilla, ceremony, drink ticket, Expectations, family, Friends, limited drinks, negative response, non-transferable, Open, open bar, Problem, reception, spoil the fun, uncle, Wedding, wedding reception, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your uncle after a few too many drinks at a wedding reception? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed experience like no other.

Instead of an open bar, we offer a unique drink ticket system just like the one at your cousin’s wedding. You’ll get two drink tickets per of age guest, and they’re non-transferable – just like that awkward moment when your cousin tried to give their ticket to the kid’s table.

But wait, there’s more! Drinks must be ordered from your seat at your assigned table, just like how you had to awkwardly flag down the waiter at the reception. And remember, drinks are to be enjoyed at your assigned table – no wandering around with your drink like a lost wedding crasher!

So come join our server and experience the drama and chaos of a wedding reception without the awkward family interactions. You’ll be called a “Minecraft-zilla” in no time!

BabyShowerDramaCraft

aita, baby shower, BabyShowerDramaCraft, backbone, CELEBRATIONS, club, compromise, cousin, Cultural, decorations, dj, family, open bar, opinionated, partner, relationship, Reserved, Ruining, standing up, Telling, Traditional

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like my cousin’s partner, we believe in going big or going home. Our virtual baby showers come complete with a DJ, open bar, and even a dance floor for your pixelated party needs.

Don’t worry about traditional venues, we’re all about breaking the mold and throwing the most epic celebrations in the blocky world. And if your partner tries to veto our server, just tell them to grow a backbone and stand up for your right to have a blast in Minecraft!

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you crying tears of joy (or maybe just laughing at the absurdity of it all)!

SkillSwap Minecraft Server

accelerated learning, expertise acquisition, instant learning, mastering skills, Minecraft, personal development, quick learning, quick mastery, quick skill acquisition, quick skill development, rapid skill development, self improvement, Server, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill mastery desire, skill mastery dream, skill mastery goal, skill perfection, skill proficiency, SkillSwap, talent acquisition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!

CraftyCompliments

Achievements, Appearance, Charm, communication skills, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCompliments, creativity, emotional intelligence, fashion sense, intelligence, Kindness, leadership abilities, listening skills, Personality, positivity, self esteem, sense of humor, Skills, Talents, work ethic

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9759
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

#sustainability, bill, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, carbon tax, climate change, CraftyCommies, economic impact, energy consumption, energy policy, environmental damage, environmental impact, Fossil Fuels, global warming, greenhouse gases, international relations, Minecraft, Pollution, russia, Server, ukraine war, war consequences

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	240	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	118
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	2

lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!

CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!

BELIEF, BUILD, Conflict, Conquer, CraftyGenocide, Crisis, Destruction, eastern europe, fear, Genocide, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, Misinformation, nationalism, opinion, Perception, Politics, Propaganda, russia, survey, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	5719	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?

But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.

So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

Communication, digital behavior, digital communication, efficiency, email, email tracking, instant messaging, Messaging, messaging apps, Notifications, online communication, online etiquette, productivity, Read receipts, read status, ReceiptCraft, response time, SlowComms, slowed down communication, Technology, text messages, Tracking

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

9/11 attack responders, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, data analysis, debris exposure, DebrisCraft, dementia, dementia risk, Edition, emergency responders, environmental hazards, first responders, health outcomes, health risks, high exposure group, long-term effects, mental health, neurological disorders, occupational exposure, post-traumatic stress disorder, public health, severe exposures, world trade center

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

1k spawn perimeter, ashes, boat looting, Chronos V3, Creative Server, DDR5 RAM, Discord link, Experimental Features, frankfurt, germany, gold farm, iron farm, new main storage, phoenix, project leader, raid farm, Rise, Ryzen 7 7700X, Semi Vanilla, semivanillas, Server Uptime, shulker farm, skill level, Technical, Testing

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Animals Bred:	105
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Phoenix Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Version	1.20.4 with Experimental Features
Available Resources	Abundance of resources, with quick collection
Key Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

Revamp Plans

Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

Player Invitation

People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

Server Details

Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

Discord Link

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players allowed on the server?	Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
What are the key features of the server?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

MemeCraft Server

Creative, dank memes, derrhorns, digital art, Editing skills, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Meme culture, meme format, meme template, meme trend, Memecraft, photoshop editing, photoshopped, picrel, Server, shika no ko, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4516

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the break of dawn. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Shika no Ko” challenge, where you must hunt down elusive derrhorns while dodging exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EuroCrusade Minecraft Server

anticipation, battle, boring game, captain Saladin, Competition, EURO, EuroCrusade, Europe, EXCITEMENT, Flags, football, historical reference, leadership, medieval vibes, Minecraft, national team, new crusade, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, Sportsmanship, Tournament, Turkish NT

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!

No Auntie Dress Code Minecraft Server

aunt’s request, AUNTIE, clothing preferences, Code, concert attire, dress, dress code, dress up, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, fashion choices, generational differences, Minecraft, music school event, parent-child conflict, personal expression, piano recital, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, teenage emotions, teenage independence, teenage rebellion

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	6223	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up like a fancy piano player is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for our weekly “concerts” where all players must wear a white shirt, tie, and dress slacks to participate. Don’t worry, if you don’t follow the dress code, your PS5 might mysteriously disappear!

Experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual aunt and mom about your outfit choices, just like in real life! Show off your rebellious side by refusing to conform to societal norms and dressing up for a “stupid kids’ concert.” Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion faux pas and family feuds collide in the most outrageous ways. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best-dressed player in the game, even if it means sacrificing your gaming console. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove that you’re not just another block in the Minecraft world? Join us now and let the dress-up drama begin!

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