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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4728 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 260 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
