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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1206 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
