Welcome to OP SMP!
Features:
- Custom Enchantments
- Buyable Ranks
- Custom Shop!
If the server is Offline, go to skynode.gg/opsmp and renew the server to play!
ENJOY!
game4.falixserver.net:11075
Welcome to OP SMP!
Features:
If the server is Offline, go to skynode.gg/opsmp and renew the server to play!
ENJOY!
game4.falixserver.net:11075
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Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most ridiculous Minecraft server known to humanity (or, at least, the blocky ones). Here, we boast features that will make your pixels tingle with excitement and your creativity burst like a creeper on a mission! Why join this outrageous realm? Let me break it down with some utterly insane reasons!
The Legendary "Block Chop Flex": Ever seen someone chop wood so smoothly it turns woodchoppers into jelly? Join us to witness the balletic prowess of our server’s most renowned lumberjack. Legend has it, their technique is so mesmerizing that even the trees whisper, “You go, girl!” while trying to dodge their axe!
The Midnight Snack Ritual: Enter the shadowy caverns of our server for the weekly event where players gather to feast on… you guessed it, pixelated cake! But hold on tight! It’s not just any cake; it’s a cake baked using an ancient, enchanted recipe that has been passed down from ill-tempered Enderman grandmas. Spoiler alert: partake in this deliciousness, and you might just leap abilities uncontrollably!
Heroic Pigeon Army: Forget wolves and ocelots; our server has summoned an elite squad of heroic pigeons. They’ve been genetically engineered to deliver messages and loot directly to your doorstep—be it diamonds, annoying spams, or random chunks of dirt! Rumor has it, they once delivered an entire library’s worth of wisdom in a single wing flap!
Talkative Sheep: Yes, you read that right! Our sheep are philosophical thinkers who offer life advice between munches of grass. Ever needed motivational quotes mid-game? These woolly philosophers will have you questioning your existential choices while keeping you warm and snug in your diamond armor!
So, if you’re looking for a server where every block tells a story, and every adventure spills over with redstone madness and absurdity, this is the place you’ve been waiting for! Don’t be a zombie in the overworld—jump in, laugh a lot, and let the blocky shenanigans begin!
Bluff is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content, leading many fans to seek out an official Minecraft server associated with them.
As of now, Bluff does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the high level of interest from fans suggests potential for community-driven alternatives.
For fans looking to stay updated on any future developments regarding an official server, keep an eye on Bluff’s official YouTube channel and social media profiles.
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Stay connected with the Minecraft community to discover more about the potential for a Bluff server in the future!
Server Name | IP | Version | Player Count | Features |
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Vaultcraft | play.vaultcraft.org | 1.16.5 | 50/100 | Optimized server performance, mature community, non-public mods |
Vaultcraft offers a refined and optimized vanilla Minecraft experience, with enhancements to performance and gameplay without straying too far from the core game.
The server promotes respect, cooperation, and maturity among players. Specific rules regarding griefing, harassment, and cheating are enforced to maintain a positive community environment.
Vaultcraft utilizes a selection of non-public mods that enhance performance and streamline gameplay, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.
The community on Vaultcraft is made up of like-minded adults who value respect, collaboration, and a love for the game. Players can share creations, learn from each other, and build lasting friendships in a drama-free environment.
Vaultcraft does not engage in pay-to-win practices. Any monetization is transparent and focused on maintaining server costs and improving the player experience.
Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
Rank | Requirement |
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A – Default Prisoner | |
B – $25,000 | |
C – $80,000 | |
D – $250,000 | |
E – $800,000 | |
Parolee – $1,500,000 | |
Citizen – $2,000,000 | |
Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband | |
SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges | |
Warden – Administrator Position | |
SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position |
Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:
Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).
We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!
It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!
Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
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Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
OKAY GUYS, listen up and buckle in because I’ve got a wild ride of a Minecraft SMP for you that’s gonna blow your pixelated minds. Think like, if a cow and a dragon had a baby, and that baby wore a top hat and sipped tea – THAT’S the kind of vibe we’re talking about here.
First of all, you want insane character traits? We’ve got ‘em in SPADES, fam! Like, you’ll respect your fellow players just because one of them is rumored to have survived the Great Creeper Explosion of ’22 where two entire biomes got memed into oblivion! LEGEND has it he composed a 12-hour opera about it called "Creeper Blues." You think that’s not respect? Get outta here with that negativity!
And then there’s Jerry. Oh boy, Jerry. This dude once built a rollercoaster that literally circumnavigated the entire planet of Minecraft while simultaneously fighting off a herd of rabid llamas. He didn’t just build a rollercoaster – nah, he literally harnessed the power of the sun and combined it with CREEPY e-girl vibes to create a biome where crystals grow and sing Taylor Swift when you stand too close. YAS QUEEN! Who wouldn’t respect that level of epicness?
ALSO, and I can’t stress this enough, THIS SERVER HAS A SECRET DISCO CLUB hidden within a massive underwater cave. I mean, it’s LIT. You put on some enchanted armor, jump through a portal, and suddenly you’re in a dance-off with a bunch of dolphins and a couple of very confused squids. All while listening to the greatest hits of 1990’s boy bands. 😂 Who can say no to solving the mystery of the disco squid?
Ever heard of the GOBLIN WAR of 2023? If you haven’t joined us, you’re straight-up missing out! We organized an army of BREAD (yes, bread) to battle against an army of literally nothing because they couldn’t get through the door! And then we had a weekly meeting to see who would win ROTFL! You better believe everyone left that meeting respectful of each other’s pure unadulterated nonsense.
Did I mention the enchanted potato that grants wishes? Yeah, rumor has it if you can find it, you can wish for the ability to fly or, like, a lifetime supply of cake. CAKE! I mean, who wouldn’t respect someone who’s spinning in circles in the sky yelling about cake on their coveted flying potato wings?
In summary: Join us to witness majestic dragon battles, cheese-building contests, and fearlessly mobbing the non-existent end dimension while wearing a ridiculous hat made out of obsidian and definitely not channeling that inner respect! Hop on in, come be a part of this glorious chaos; LETS MAKE SOME MEMES, BRO! 🍕🤪