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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 745 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 8192 |
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