op-ed – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun
Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

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MuskCraft: Not Far-Right, Just Redstone!
#intelligence agency, afd, commentary editor, controversial, controversy, Die Welt, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, extremism, extremist organization, far right, far-right party, FarRight, German newspaper, germany, MuskCraft, National level, op-ed, Political, Redstone, resignation, right wing, suspected
come join our minecraft server where elon musk himself is the owner and he is backing a far-right political party in germany. but don’t worry, he says they’re not really far-right, just misunderstood. our server is so lit, even the intelligence agency is keeping an eye on us, thinking we might be extremists. join now for a wild ride and some questionable political views!

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ToddlerTreatsMC
2 year old, brownie, caramel sauce, co-worker conflict, cookie, cooking with kids, dessert, food allergies, Food Safety, helping in the kitchen, HR complaint, judgmental co-workers, kid-friendly cooking, making decisions, parenting, potluck, potluck etiquette, sign disclosure, ToddlerTreatsMC, work potluck, workplace drama
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 2-year-old helping me bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the brownies have caramel sauce and cookies mixed in. And don’t worry, we have signs to let you know which dishes were made with toddler assistance.
Join us and experience the drama of co-workers who complain about kid-friendly treats and HR complaints over 15-30 minutes of toddler time. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can call out your co-workers for not eating your dish and watch the chaos unfold.
So if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a potluck with a disgruntled co-worker, join us now! Just be prepared to be called an asshole for bringing delicious treats made with love and a sprinkle of toddler help.

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MovieTVShowMinecraft SMP
Acting, action, Actor, actress, Adventure, career, comedy, Drama, dream role, Entertainment, FANTASY, film industry, Hollywood, Movie, MovieTVShowMinecraft, opportunity, Passion, smp, Suspense, television, Thriller, tv show
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we don’t just play the game, we live out our wildest Hollywood dreams! Join us and you could be starring in your very own blockbuster movie and hit TV show all at once!
Imagine battling creepers and building epic structures while also balancing the demands of being a famous actor. Will you choose to be the hero in a high-octane action flick or the quirky sidekick in a hilarious sitcom? The possibilities are endless and the drama is non-stop!
So why settle for just playing Minecraft when you could be living out your wildest fantasies on our server? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar!

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ReddCraft: Where Memes Mine Themselves
Anonymity, Community, discussion, diverse content, diverse perspectives, downvoting, Entertainment, internet culture, long tail tags, memes, News, niche interests, Online Community, ReddCraft, reddit, social network, subreddits, unique experience, upvoting, user engagement, User-generated content
Are you tired of boring social networks where all you do is scroll mindlessly through memes and cat videos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing epic llama parties that you don’t want to miss out on. Plus, our virtual currency is actually made out of diamonds and emeralds, so you can literally make it rain bling bling in our pixelated world. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day? So come join us and experience the craziest, most llama-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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AirspaceAlert: NoIranIsrael
airspace, AirspaceAlert, Attack, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign ministers, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, NoIranIsrael, Politics, Report, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Tension, Warning
lol join our epic minecraft server where we have saudi and jordanian foreign ministers telling iran to stay out of the air space when attacking israel. like wtf, who knew minecraft could be so political? come build your own air space and keep iran out with us! also, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential attacks while still mining for diamonds. trust us, it’s totally safe. so come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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BoneCraft: Telomere Trouble
BoneCraft, Telomere, Trouble
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur bones stronger? well, do i have the place for u! this server is like a magical place where ur character’s bones will become as strong as diamonds cuz we got some crazy association between osteoporosis and the rate of telomere shortening happening here.
imagine ur character running around, mining blocks and fighting mobs with bones so strong they could break obsidian with a single punch. u’ll be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, the telomere shortening thing means ur character will age slower, so u can play on this server for like, forever.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate bone warrior. who needs diamond armor when u have bones of steel? let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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Fakecraft: Where digging holes and building stuff is totally not a waste of time! 1.21

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Allowed, Bases, Bedrock Port, build battles, building, Digging, Discord, Essentialsx, FakeCraft, Griefing, Holes, home, Parkour Races, Polls, PvP battles, pvp combat, Rtp, smp, stealing, Stuff, Time, Totally, Tpa, Vanillatweaks, Waste

Feature	Description
Datapacks	VanillaTweaks
Plugins	EssentialsX
Commands	/tpa, /home, /rtp
Community	Active and helpful
Events	Build battles, PvP battles, Parkour Races
Griefing Policy	Stealing allowed, griefing not allowed
PvP	Combat is allowed

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Can I grief other players’ bases?

No, griefing other players’ bases is not allowed on our server.

What are the IP addresses for the server?

The JAVA IP is freakycraft.mynetgear.com and the BEDROCK IP is also freakycraft.mynetgear.com with the BEDROCK PORT being 19132.

Is PvP combat allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP combat is allowed on our server.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the JAVA IP or BEDROCK IP provided above.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have rules regarding griefing and stealing from bases. Please make sure to read and follow the server rules.

Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server by using the link provided above.

BauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
#baubau-related content, baubau, BauCraft, Comfy Doggos, debut, fuwamoco, hololive, karaokes, merch, Minecraft, Previous Stream, Previous thread, Schedule, Server, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Twitter Spaces, Ultimate, Unarchived Content, Upcoming Stream, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel
Welcome to the most paw-some Minecraft server out there, where comfy doggos roam free and rule the land! Join us for a barking good time as we explore the world of blocky adventures and build dog houses fit for a king.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Mococo and Fuwawa, two doggo divas who will serenade you with their enchanting songs and entertain you with their hilarious antics. You won’t find a more entertaining duo anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have exclusive baubau-related content that will have you howling with laughter. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and unleash your inner doggo spirit! Who knows, you might even become the alpha dog of the server and lead the pack to victory. Woof woof!

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SMPRegionalDifferences Minecraft SMP
cultural diversity, cultural variations, Game, game content, game design, game development, game localization, Game Mechanics, gameplay variations, gaming industry, international versions, localization, long tail tags, Minecraft, regional adaptations, regional changes, regional differences, regional exclusives, regional versions, smp, SMPRegionalDifferences, video game
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has REGIONAL DIFFERENCES! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy biome you’ll stumble upon next. From lava-filled deserts to ice-cold tundras, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. Need help building a giant chicken statue? No problem. Want to start a llama racing league? We’ve got you covered. The sky’s the limit (literally, we have a skyblock world too).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures? Join now and find out!

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BILsGFExcluded@AnnivDinner
Accommodation, anniversary dinner, awkward, BILsGFExcludedAnnivDinner, Communication, exclusion, family, Friends, guest list, happy anniversary, inclusion, inside jokes, long term, misunderstandings, quiz, Recordings, relationships, sensitivity, social etiquette, Understanding, Wedding
Are you tired of boring anniversary dinners where you actually have to know the couple to enjoy the festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we promise to include your new significant other in all the fun, even if they’ve only been around for a month!
Join us for epic quizzes that only make sense to the people involved, heartwarming wedding videos that you weren’t even a part of, and awkward moments that you’ll never forget. Who needs a traditional anniversary dinner when you can experience all the awkwardness and exclusion right from the comfort of your own virtual world?
Don’t miss out on the chance to feel uncomfortable and left out in the most entertaining way possible. Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even leave early just like Sam and Rose did, but with a smile on your face.

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CPSCraft: Parental Neglect Edition
abusive parents, child abuse, child custody, Child protection, child protective services, child welfare, CPS, CPSCraft, dysfunctional families, Edition, family dysfunction, family services, fictional characters, fictional parents, fictional stories, neglect, neglectful households, neglectful parents, Parental, parental neglect, social services, troubled families, unfit parents
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where fictional parents are so neglectful that CPS has to step in and take their kids away. Why, you ask? Because these parents are too busy playing Minecraft to take care of their virtual offspring!
But don’t worry, you won’t be stuck in a boring old orphanage. Instead, you’ll be welcomed into a loving community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and maybe even uncover the dark secrets of why these fictional parents are so neglectful.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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