We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.
Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?
So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
Our server is so epic that even celebrities can’t resist joining in on the fun. In fact, we once had a famous actor join our server and build an entire castle out of diamond blocks! But tragedy struck when a creeper snuck up on him and blew it all to smithereens. RIP to that beautiful castle.
So if you want to play on a server where anything can happen, join us now! Who knows, you might even run into a celebrity or two while you’re here. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re always up to no good.