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ExGF_GoneWild: Oops, I Didn’t Check In!

alcoholism, Boundaries, caring for ex, CHECK, Communication, Didnt, emergency response, emotional exhaustion, enabling behavior, excessive drinking, ExGF_GoneWild, Guilt, ICU, mental health, Near Death Experience, Oops, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, separation, support system, tough love, Ventilator

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	426
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2220	Dragon Eggs Found:	8983
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some blocky fun and leave all your worries behind.

Our server is so addicting, you won’t even have time to think about your ex-fiancee’s drinking problem. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures?

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone ending up in the ICU on a ventilator. The only thing you’ll be fighting for is the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and let’s leave all that real-life craziness behind!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	1770
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

Fuel Fiasco: Navy Oops

Carrier Strike Group, emergency response, Fiasco, Fuel, fuel supply, maritime incident, Military, naval fleet, Naval fueling, naval incident, Naval logistics, Naval mishap, naval operations, Naval readiness, naval rescue, Naval vessels, Navy, Navy accident, Oiler, Oops, runs aground, Scramble for Fuel, us navy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

So, like, this server is like a total blast, dude. Picture this: the US Navy Oiler is cruising along, minding its own business, when BAM! It runs aground like a total noob. Now the Carrier Strike Group is all like, “Oh snap, we need fuel, like, NOW!” So they have to scramble and stuff to find fuel for their ships.

But here’s the twist – on this server, YOU get to be the hero! You can, like, help the Carrier Strike Group find fuel by going on epic quests and battling crazy mobs. And, like, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground fuel depot or something.

Plus, there’s, like, a totally rad community of players who are always down to team up and have a good time. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s, like, the most epic adventure ever, dude. So come on and join the fun!

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

Asia-Pacific region, captain, China, Defense, destroyer, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, maritime boundaries, maritime incident, Military, military discipline, naval vessel, Oops, political controversy, sacked, SECURITY, Server, SushiCraft, territorial dispute, Waters, wrong

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Animals Bred:	86	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Votes:	9751	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

awkward, blunder, clumsy, cringe, EMBARRASSING, exposure, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Minecraft, mistake, moment, Oops, Public, PublicOopsies, regret, shame, smp, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Towns Built:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

NakedCraft: Oops!

accident, Accidental, Apology, Best Friend, bunk bed, classmate, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, friendship, locked door, mean, misunderstanding, naked, NakedCraft, Oops, roommates, school trip, school trip incident, shower, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of drama and scandal? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally exposing your best friend in front of your entire class. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the juicy gossip and betrayal you could ever want? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to stir up some drama and make enemies for life – join our server today!

MommaCraft: Oops, I Killed Bro!

Bro, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, emotional impact, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, forgiveness, Killed, MommaCraft, Motherhood, Oops, parenting, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	408	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s new husband drama and just focus on building and exploring.

Join us and build your own virtual family where you don’t have to worry about arguments or consequences. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can let your creativity run wild without any family drama getting in the way.

Plus, who needs a mom and stepdad when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who will never betray you? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	819
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Votes:	9874
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Towns Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Emeralds Found:	4414
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8587

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Towns Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Votes:	2066
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	39	Dimension Hops:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	9682	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1691
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!