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No oooo I’m going to die if I don’t… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of being an NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the hero of your own story! No more dying because you don’t have a girlfriend, here you can build a whole harem of pixelated princesses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonders and never be an NPC again!

Pixel Pals: Where Creepers Are Just Misunderstood Artists

art, artists, beauty, canvas, colors, creativity, CREEPERS, dreams, emotions, Expression, fulfillment, Happiness, Heart, imagination, inspiration, Journey, Life, misunderstood, motivation, paint, PALS, Passion, PIXEL, positivity, Self Discovery

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion on that white canvas of life! Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant rainbow unicorns while battling evil zombie llamas with enchanted paintbrushes! Build your dream castle using blocks made of pure imagination and defend it against a horde of mischievous pixies trying to steal your precious loot. So come join us and let your creativity run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Tinder Blocks: Swipe Right for Adventure!

Adventure, blocks, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dinner date, first impressions, match, modern dating, online dating, popular culture, relationships, self-confidence, self-presentation, social media, Social Skills, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	6916	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5476
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of swiping right and left on dating apps with no success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking platform!

Join our server and build the perfect date night spot for you and your potential match. From romantic dinners under the stars to thrilling adventures in our custom-built amusement park, you’ll never run out of things to do with your new Minecraft boo.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret love potion recipe that guarantees any player who drinks it will find their soulmate within 24 hours. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve and Alex, who met on our server and are now happily married in real life!

So why waste your time on dating apps when you can find love and adventure on our Minecraft server? Join now and swipe your way to happily ever after!

Cunt Bread Crafters: Where We Bake Up Hilarious Adventures!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Welcome to our fantastical Minecraft server where the main objective is to post bread from your…well, let’s just say a very unexpected location. Why, you ask? Because our server is all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box…or in this case, outside the bread box!

Picture this: you’re roaming through the pixelated landscapes, mining for diamonds and battling creepers, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players proudly displaying their bread creations from the most unconventional places. From lava pits to sky-high treehouses, there’s no limit to where you can post your bread on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the player who posts the most outrageous bread location will be granted access to the legendary Bread Castle, where endless loaves of bread await. Will you rise to the challenge and become the Bread King or Queen of our server?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild as you embark on the most bizarre bread-posting adventure in Minecraft history. Who knew that bread could be so…exciting?

Overcraft 2: Mining for Memes!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	6067
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of getting pwned in Overwatch 2? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky pros! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own base, fighting off creepers, and trolling your friends with TNT traps.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of porkchops. Rumor has it that he can teach you the secret art of diamond armor crafting, guaranteed to make you invincible in battle.

So why waste your time in Overwatch 2 when you can join our epic Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right? Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players! Join now and let the adventure begin!

Minecrafty Impact – Where Genshin meets Minecraft in a LOLzy way!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes the norm.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive in-game events that will blow your mind. From hunting down rare treasures to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our daily check-in rewards – they’re so good, you’ll want to log in every day just to see what you’ll get next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or discover a hidden realm where llamas rule the land. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. See you in the game!

CarCrashCraft – Where Cars are Banned and Only Creepers Rule!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Tired of cars hogging all the roads in your city? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustration in a more constructive way! Grab a dumbbell and smash some virtual car windows for a good time. Plus, who needs cars when you can ride around on a pig or a llama in our wacky world? Join us and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to hilarious chaos!

MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

Crafty Snowflakes Beware

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ores Mined:	6852
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!