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No oooo I’m going to die if I don’t… Minecraft SMP

alone, anxiety, Communication, coping mechanisms, Die, dont, emotional health, fear, Gaming, Girlfriend, handle, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Npc, oooo, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-sufficiency, smp, Social Skills, Support, video games

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Are you tired of being an NPC in your own life? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the hero of your own story! No more dying because you don’t have a girlfriend, here you can build a whole harem of pixelated princesses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonders and never be an NPC again!

PreggoSecretsCraft

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, chemical pregnancy, Closure, Communication, compassion, dark time, Decision making, Emotional support, ENTITLEMENT, healing, moving on, PreggoSecretsCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, self-care, Support, Understanding

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic relationships in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter what you’re going through in your personal life.

Join us and escape the real world drama like a pro player! Our server is filled with friendly players who will support you through anything, whether it’s building a castle or dealing with a breakup. Plus, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for meanies, so you can game in peace without worrying about toxic behavior.

Forget about your ex drama and join our server today! Who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of Minecraft friends to build with? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship drama. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

breach of trust, Canada, Competitive advantage, diplomatic incident, Drone Spying, Espionage, ethical concerns, foreign relations, international relations, investigation, KiwiCraft, lol, national security, new zealand, Olympic practices, OlySpy, privacy violation, security breach, sports training, Sportsmanship, Surveillance, technology misuse, unauthorized surveillance

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN CANADA WANTS TO SPY ON US LIKE WE’RE OLYMPIC ATHLETES! TWICE, Y’ALL! THEY CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS AND PVP STRATEGIES. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE DRAMA! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF A DRONE FLYING OVERHEAD, JUST TRYING TO STEAL OUR SECRETS. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE BECOME TOO FAMOUS FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

PeeShyCraft

bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bladder control, bladder dysfunction, female health, paruresis, pee shyness, PeeShyCraft, privacy concerns, psychological barriers, public restrooms, restroom anxiety, shy bladder, social anxiety, toilet anxiety, toilet phobia, toilet phobia in women, urinary hesitancy, urinary issues, urinary retention, Women’s Health

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join our epic minecraft server and pee next to as many people as you want! no more shy bladder, just pure unadulterated pee fun! our server is filled with toilets and urinals for all your peeing needs.

imagine the thrill of sneaking up on someone mid-pee and scaring the pee right out of them! or challenge your friends to a pee-off and see who can pee the longest.

but that’s not all! we also have a pee-themed parkour course where you have to jump from toilet to toilet without falling into the pee-filled water below.

so come on down to our server and let the pee games begin! who knew peeing in minecraft could be so much fun?

PixelatedSeculars

activism, America, BELIEF, belief system, Divergence, empirical evidence, evidence based, Identification, Liberals, nonreligiosity, nonreligious, PixelatedSeculars, political force, political ideology, Principles, rational thought, rationality, religious affiliation, secularism, Secularists, Unique

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Yo, bruh, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got secularists running the show, man. They ain’t just nonreligious, they all about that evidence-based, rational thinkin’. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where you gotta use your brain and stuff.

Imagine building a giant statue of Charles Darwin or creating a pixel art representation of the scientific method. We even have a secret underground lab where you can conduct experiments on creepers and zombies.

And get this, every Sunday we have a virtual debate club where you can argue about the existence of Herobrine or whether redstone is the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s get our secularism on in Minecraft!

EmrysSMP

1.20.4, 8 ball pool, Casino, Community, Economy, EmrysCoins, EmrysSMP, Land claiming, Mini Games, Minigames, Paper, Personal Vault, proximity chat, roulette, Shear bees, Shear chickens, Shear cows, Shear horses, Shear pigs, Slots, Survival, Vanilla

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We’re excited to welcome you into a chilled but vibrant community on the EmrysSMP!

We run on 1.20.4, on Paper.

Vanilla+ Mainly vanilla gameplay in the Overworld and Nether. Land claiming, to protect against grief against your builds. Earn EmrysCoins from mining blocks and killing hostile mobs! Shear pigs for porkchops, cows for beef, chickens for chicken, horses for leather, and bees for honeycomb. Access a Personal Vault anytime for storage on the go. More easter eggs to find (we don’t want to spoil the fun by listing everything here). Proximity chat!

Minigames Casino with Roulette and Slots to have fun with your EmrysCoins (NB: no real-money bets permitted), 8-Ball Pool, Chess, Connect 4, MineSweeper, Sudoku, Parkour (coming soon), and so many more!

Community We’re an inclusive, LGBTQIA+ led community. We allow a high level of banter, but are vigilant about player safety and mental health.

Join the fun Head to our discord at https://discord.emrys.tv to receive join instructions, or find the EmrysSMP modpack on CurseForge/Modrinth!

emryssmp.bkmc.au:25562

CraftMineBe Minecraft server

Achievements, Active, Adventure, building, comfortable, Community, Cooperative, CraftMineBe, Exploration, Fun, inventory saving, minecraft pe, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, server link, Social, Survival, TG channel

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Server for comfortable survival with other players, here you can play with inventory saving and get achievements (server for Minecraft PE). Link to the server tg channel: https://t.me/+SDWkEz9FEUpkZmEy

panda.de.freemcserver.net:25783

BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

advertising, bedrock, Cheats, Claim Land, Community, Discord, Economy, Friendly, Griefing, java, join now, Minecraft, No Phantoms, Plugins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Usa

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Welcome to MoreFun- USA 1.20 – 1.21 Java

Since 2020, MoreFun has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we have a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! §bNo Server Resets, Online Map, Discord, PVP, §r §aEconomy, Shop, Claim land, Survival, No Phantoms, (apexmc.co)Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats2. No griefing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No Cheating Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No Mods9. No toxic players10. No AdvertisingFor more detail on our rules type /rules

morefun.apexmc.co

Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

15/16, application, Community, Contests, CREEPERS, Discord, dreams, Events, feelings, FRIENDSHIPS, hermitcraft, Honesty, Integrity, Logout, Mature, Memories, Mild, Nether, Relaxed, Secure, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Server, Wild, world

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Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/atomic-realms/">Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

Key Features
Just Chill
Events/Contests
A Commitment to Vanilla
Trust-Based Community
Made for Mature Players

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Why should I join Seraph’s Wild?	This server offers a mature, relaxed space for Minecraft players who enjoy a vanilla experience and a trust-based community. Events, contests, and a commitment to preserving the integrity of vanilla Minecraft make it a great place to unwind and have fun.
How can I join the server?	You can join by sending a message on Discord to jaylowa and submitting an application in the #-whitelist-app channel. For any questions, reach out to jaylowa on Discord.

RTXCraft Minecraft Server

16gb ram, 9fps, circa 2010 graphics game, computer components, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming problems, Gaming Rig, gaming setup, Graphics Card, graphics performance, Hardware, low frame rate, Minecraft, PC Gaming, performance issues, RAM, rtx 3060, RTXCraft, Server, system requirements, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Analysis, attraction, Behavior, Challenges, confusion, Cycles, DATING, emotions, Frustration, Girls, Hitting the Wall, introspection, Minecraft, Obstacles, patterns, Perspectives, Post-nut clarity, Psychology, relationships, smp, Timing, Understanding, WallHitGamerGirl

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. Another player tried to tame a creeper as a pet and ended up blowing up half the server. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco party cave where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft parodies.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decision-making, then join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Just remember, it’s not post nut clarity, but objectively, you’ll have the time of your life for some fucking reason.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7301	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

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PreggoSecretsCraft

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KiwiCraft OlySpy LOL

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PixelatedSeculars

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EmrysSMP

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BedRock & Java server 1.21 – 1.20 USA Join Now

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Seraph’s Wild and Mild Server – Where even creepers have feelings!

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Seraph’s Wild Server Overview

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

RTXCraft Minecraft Server

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WallHitGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4570	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	228
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Enchantments Applied:	168	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4442
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	576	Gryphons Tamed:	1