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SMP4ChanCraft – Is 4chan famous in your Minecraft SMP?

4chan, anonymous posting, FAMOUS, image sharing, imageboards, internet anonymity, internet behavior, internet communities, internet culture, internet history, internet influence, internet memes, internet notoriety, internet reputation, internet subculture, internet trolling, Meme culture, message boards, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, smp, SMP4ChanCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like 4chan on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and memes galore. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, emotions, family drama, Gaslighting, Infidelity, judgment, loyalty, Manipulation, misunderstanding, open relationship, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, self defense, sister-in-law, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Votes:	6652	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

adaptation, alternative devices, Communication, connectivity, dependence, digital age, disappeared, emergency, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innovation, internet, Lifestyle, PhonelessSMP, redditors, smart phones, social media, society, Survival, Technology, WhatNowRedditors

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Magic Items Found:	3676
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

BoomerCraft, bullshit, Deception, dishonesty, Edition, Elderly, fake news, falsehood, fraud, hoaxes, internet, Lies, Manipulation, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, older people, pure bullshit, reddit, Scams, social media, Truth

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Enchantments Applied:	187	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

aggression, Battles, BEWARE, captured, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, detained, eastern europe, International, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, prisoners, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Russian soldiers, SECURITY, soldiers, state project, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

blocks, building, Covid-19, data analysis, European, European countries, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, herd immunity, lives, lives saved, mortality rate, omicron, pandemic, public health, research, SAVING, statistics, undercount, vaccination impact, Vaccinations, vaccine effectiveness, VaxCraft, virus strain

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

LEGITMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Minecraft server Gaming Survival PVP Economy Adventure Quests Redstone Building Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames Mods Resources Community Multiplayer Roleplay Exploration Plugins

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

Legit.mc-world.net:25216

FallenCube

Community, dynamic, eager, Economy, Entertainment, Expansion, FallenCube, Future, Game, game modes, Growing, map features, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, progressive, Server, Skyblock, skyblock maps, Small, Suggestions, welcome

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8627
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Farms Harvested:	516	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

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Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

Community, configs, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Day, Democracy, diamonds, Difficulty, Discord, Events, Fight, Friendly, Griefing, Grimwald, group projects, hackers, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, night, Plugins, Protection, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity voicechat (optional)
Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
Coreprotect for server protection
Hard difficulty
Democracy for major server decisions
Updates to new versions soon after release
Friendly community
Minigames and events
Group projects
No pay-to-win or voting to access features

Apply

To apply, visit: Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server mostly vanilla?	Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
Can I use proximity voicechat?	Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
Are major server decisions voted on?	Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed?	Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
How do you protect against theft and griefing?	We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

ambient music, AniManga, animation, autism, brown hair, cute, doomer side, egalitarian relationship, fembot, fembots, fit, golden retriever personality, green eyes, guitar, hobbies, japanese, khhv, Loser, loser bf, Minecraft, Music, NEET, OCD, piano, Post rock, programming, sense of humor, Server, shutin, Social Skills, White

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!