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CreeperCravings

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	152
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1264	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	183	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Towns Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Votes:	4535	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!