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ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Runes Activated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ores Mined:	1386
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3553
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

CraftyUkrainianDefense

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Votes:	8732

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
How can I earn diamonds?	You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
What type of events are hosted?	We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Animals Bred:	100
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Holy Grails Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

MomCraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Potions Brewed:	173
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Crops Grown:	3096	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CoffeeCraftChargerDrama

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

So, picture this: you’re chilling at a coffee shop, minding your own business, when suddenly your bag decides to pull a ninja move and knock over someone’s coffee. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t spill coffee – we spill fun and laughter!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own coffee shop (no ninja bags allowed) and make friends with baristas who clean up spills with mops like it’s nobody’s business. And hey, if you accidentally spill coffee on someone’s laptop charger, no worries! We’ve got a whole community of players who will offer to replace it for free, just because they’re that awesome.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the coffee spills (and the laughs) begin! Who knew a simple coffee mishap could lead to such epic Minecraft shenanigans?

PubertyCraft: Glow Up Edition

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you ready to witness the most epic glow-up in child actor history? Join our Minecraft server and witness the transformation of a lifetime as our players go through puberty right before your very eyes! From squeaky voices to deep baritones, you won’t believe your ears! Plus, rumor has it that one player even grew a full beard overnight – talk about a glow-up! Don’t miss out on the drama, join now and witness the puberty magic unfold before your very eyes!