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  • Ontario’s Tariff Tango Craze!

    Ontario’s Tariff Tango Craze!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tariff Towers: The Unnerving Realm of Ontario’s Trade Bans

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to Tariff Towers, where the blocks are just as unstable as the trade agreements crumbling around us! Enter a world forged in chaos, retaliation, and pixels more volatile than a netherite block in a lava pit. Here, the political landscape shifts faster than a creeper on caffeine, and trust me, you’ve never felt more alive… or unsettled.

    Unmasking the Terrifying Trade Laws of Ontario

    Did you hear the whispers? Ontario has bared its teeth and declared the Age of Tariff Tribulations! This isn’t just another server; oh no, this is where pixels play puppet while mannequins of diplomacy twist in the wind of incompetence. After all, one month of exemption is just a stratagem—the calm before the storm of trade wars that will leave you breathless, or was it just from running too fast from an Enderman?

      • What to Expect:
        • Tariff Puzzles: Solve riddles to unlock blockades. Will you gamble gems or barter bread?
        • Trade Wars: Alliances will shatter quicker than glass under an iron golem’s stomp.
        • Prices That Will Make You Scream: Trade emeralds for dirt! The economy is upside down, and we are here for it!

    The Conspirators of Tariff Towers

    Join forces with mysterious Tariff Cultists lurking in the shadows. They whisper of shadowy figures pulling the strings from a secret bunker beneath the surface, commanding changes in geopolitics like some Minecraft overlord. What do they want? Who knows! Probably blocks, influence, or an unlimited supply of cake.

    "I don’t know what happens inside Tariff Towers, but ever since I joined, I can hear the walls talk." — A perpetually bewildered player

    Player Testimonials: Each More Disturbing than the Last

      • “Playing here changed my life. I now understand foreign policy… sort of. I’m just not sure if it was the game or the mushrooms.”
      • “I thought I entered an economic simulation, but I think I came out as a diplomat. Who’s running this madness anyway?”

    Controversies and Dark Legends

    This server was banned in 12 countries. But why? One theory suggests the leader is made entirely of glitching economy sim data—money that never existed! Are the officials in on it? Can they even afford a diamond pickaxe? No one knows!

    Journey into deep caverns of neglectful bureaucracy and corporate greed. Can you spot the discrepancies and avoid the enforcers of tariffs? They might just be lurking behind that Minecraft tree pretending to be a trade envoy.

    Secret Features Only for the Brave

      • Erie Economy: Experience peaks at unexplainable times. One minute you’re offering iron, the next: a full-blown embargo!
      • Tariff Fissures: Enter them at your own risk—some say they lead to alternate universes where trade doesn’t exist. Others say it’s where common sense goes to die.

    The Truth Will Set You Free—Or Get You Banned!

    Dare you join us in this digital anarchy? This isn’t a simple server; it’s an experiment in madness where logic crumbles like sandcastles under a wave of unresolved tariffs!

    FAQ: Everything You Didn’t Want to Ask

      • Q: Why are there no clear rules? A: Rules are fundamental mechanisms of control. We don’t do control here.

      • Q: Can I trust my fellow players? A: Probably not. Look over your shoulder—there’s a 98% chance someone is plotting your downfall as we speak.

      • Q: What happens if I fail the trade quizzes? A: You awaken in a world ruled by phantom tariffs—endless confusion and misery await.

    Join us, if you dare—Tariff Towers beckons like a siren song! Remember, here, chaos is our constant companion, and sanity is just a crafting recipe you threw away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TrashCraft: The Aftermath

    TrashCraft: The Aftermath

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

    SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kazoku

    Kazoku

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!

    Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,

    New features being added every day.

    kazoku.minecraft.best

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CartMC

    CartMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    A minecraft smp server ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————–

    play.cartmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

    DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Apply here: ~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
    INFORMATION TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
    SEASONS Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
    Times for Season 12 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
    Why should you join us?
      • Servers hosted in North America
      • Discord to Minecraft chat
      • Simple Voice Chat integration
      • Suggestion forums, available to all members
      • Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
      • Diamond economy, no shop plugins
      • Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
      • Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
      • 350 server members, and 550 members in total
      • We also have a Pokemon channel :3
    MINI SEASONS To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
    DISCORD Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
    Images of spawn from previous seasons: ~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

    FAQ

      • How can I apply to join the server?

        To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

      • When is Season 12 starting?

        Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.

      • What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?

        From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.

      • Are there any mini seasons on the server?

        Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP