Ontario MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoSoloMinecraftServer

ontario, roommate, apartment, UNCOMFORTABLE, private items

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

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CraftyKidsCare: Where every block counts!

child welfare investigation, Child deaths, child welfare, CraftyKidsCare, child neglect

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing dying is your enemies, not innocent children like in Ontario’s messed up care system. every 3 days a child dies there, but on our server, you can respawn as many times as you want! plus, our admins are like guardian angels, always watching over you and making sure you’re safe from griefers and hackers. so come on, join us and experience the thrill of survival in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds!

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CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Today, Uttar Pradesh, Canadian, Justice, immigration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

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BroLandLordzGoneWild

ontario, rental regulations., Disgusting, shared accommodations, Wife

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?

But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!

And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?

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PickeringPvP: No Boo Hoos, Just Blocky Battles!

Comments.., mp, blocky, public opinion, election

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a magical land where you can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride on a unicorn through a rainbow forest. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking chicken. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the lava pit arena. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? It’s like, the coolest place in the whole Minecraft universe, dude.

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Crafty Canucks Minecraft Server

Special, Politics, Human, president, Crafty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a Trump-free zone! We’ve built a virtual wall around our server to keep out any Trump supporters and their ridiculous antics. Join us and escape the madness of the real world where you can mine, build, and explore without the fear of running into any MAGA hats.

Our server is a safe space for all players who want to express their creativity without being bombarded with political nonsense. We even have a special “Trump Tower” building challenge where you can build the ugliest, most obnoxious tower imaginable to symbolize everything wrong with the world.

So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again by keeping Trump and his supporters far, far away. Let’s build a world where the only walls are made of blocks, not hate.

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BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

ontario, CREEPERS, what do, Population, Canadian

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

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Crafty Chaos: Lost in Blocks

engrish, Ford Focus, Ukraine, Chaos, gas up

Are you tired of sleeping in your car and dreaming of a Ford Focus? Want to escape the high rent prices and lay-offs in Ontario? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a journey to Alberta, the land of the F150!

Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.

Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!

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ManaCube

Earth, Survival, Parkour, Prison, Factions

ManaCube is a flourishing minecraft community renowned for its wide variety of engaging Minecraft servers. Our unique take on gamemodes have been played by over 5 million people in the last 10 years! Parkour Complete over 25000 unique parkour maps and adventure maps Olympus Greek mythology RPG, where you can grow as demi-gods through unique quests, mining, battles and exploration Skyblock Build your world on a secluded island. Explore other worlds for upgrades and items. Survival A super enhanced Minecraft survival experience Factions 1.19 base building/defending game where you use custom Raid & Defender mobs. Earth Towny Geopolitical sandbox experience, allowing players to create and rule their own towns or nations. KitPvP A classic 1.8 PVP server protected by our custom Manaray anticheat.

hub.manacube.com

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ValorCraft

Towny, PvE, PvP, Economy, Survival

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

magicvalor.live

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