ontario Minecraft Servers

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

    StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyStarlinkFun

    CraftyStarlinkFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.

    one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.

    we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.

    so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.

    plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

    StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

    LiquorCraft Minecraft Server

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    hey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

    BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

    we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

    if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

    so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCanuckz

    CraftyCanuckz

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

    LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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