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StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up!
broadband access, Canadian politics, contract cancellation, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, government spending, infrastructure development, international relations, Musk, ontario, political decision making, PREMIER, RIP, Satellite Internet, space exploration, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, US tariffslol u know what’s better than starlink? our minecraft server, duh. we got pigs that fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that rain from the sky. who needs elon musk when u can join us and build ur own empire. plus, our server has a secret portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons. come join us and rip up that $100m contract with starlink, cuz u won’t need it when u’re having this much fun. -
CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffsLOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together! -
CraftyStarlinkFun
100m, Agreement, Broadband, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyStarlinkFun, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, internet access, Internet service, ontario, Ontario government, rural connectivity, Satellite Internet, space technology, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffshey u, u wanna join a minecraft server so epic u won’t even believe it? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even the villagers are partying 24/7. we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give u hugs instead of explosions.one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and a talking chicken that gave out quests. another player built a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, it’s so fast it’ll make u puke rainbows.
we even have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once u offer them some hay.
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server
100m, Agreement, broadband access, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, CraftyCanucks, economic impact, elon musk, government contract, international relations, Minecraft, ontario, political decisions, rural communities, Satellite Internet, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, trade agreements, U.S. tariffsso, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s wild, man. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and save the world from a zombie apocalypse.plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot lasers out of your eyes. yeah, you heard me right, LASER EYES.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s like Disneyland on steroids, dude.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server, right? it’s the coolest place in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal
$100M contract, 100m, Business, bye, Canadian government, CANCELLATION, Competition, contract termination, controversy, Deal, decision, elon musk, Ford, fords, innovation, News, ontario, ripping up, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunicationslol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at. -
LiquorCraft Minecraft Server
alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, American products, Canadian economy, Canadian provinces, consumer choices, Cross-border commerce, economic impact, government decisions, import restrictions, JOINING, liquor stores, LiquorCraft, Minecraft, Newfoundland, NLC, ontario, Provincial merger, Provincial politics, Pulling, retail industry, Server, trade agreementshey u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this server right now! first of all, did u know that Newfoundland is joining Ontario in the game? it’s gonna be wild, like a crazy game of musical chairs but with provinces. and get this, the NLC is pulling American products from the liquor stores in the game. so now u gotta drink Canadian beer and whiskey, eh? but that’s not all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wild wolves. u gotta join this server and help us protect our treasure from the evil creepers and skeletons. trust me, u won’t regret it! join now and let’s have a blast together! -
BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!
alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcoholjoin dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌
if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️
so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?
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Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAYso, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.
plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!
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CraftyCanuckz
Canada, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border relations, Economy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leader, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, ontario, Pain, Politics, RETALIATION, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states, US, Warnslol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time. -
LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner
acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, UnderstandingAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns! -
CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love
#three blind mice gf, Blind, CheeseCraft, Find, gf, lonely, love, memes, Mice, no, relationshipgoals, tfw, threeAre you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a trio of blind mice as your loyal companions? Look no further, because on our server, you can find not one, not two, but THREE blind mice girlfriends to accompany you on all your adventures!Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests with your blind mice squad, who may not be able to see, but have an incredible sense of smell and can sniff out diamonds like nobody’s business.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays disco remixes of Minecraft music. Get ready to boogie down with your blind mice babes and party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around back then).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
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GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!
1.20.X, chaotic, Countries, Diamond, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, enhanced experience, Factions, GeoPolitik, Interaction, java, Java Platform, Join, Limited Map, Minecraft Version, multiplayer, Pickaxe, Plugins, server ip, server link, Survival, Today, Towny, Trade, Under Development, War, worldWelcome to Geopolitik!
Feature Description Minecraft Version 1.20.x Minecraft Platform Java Server IP soon Server Link https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a Dynamic Map (DynMap) soon FAQs:
What is Geopolitik?
Geopolitik is a 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Towny, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, and interaction.
What plugins does Geopolitik have?
Aside from Towny, we have a few other plugins to enhance the experience.
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ChunkyLoveCraft
acceptance, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, ChunkyLoveCraft, Confidence, DATING, emotional well being, FITNESS, health, love, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self love, societal expectations, societal norms, transformation, weight loss, weight loss drugsAre you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?
So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?
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Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917
Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, custom PCs, Edition, Furry, lewd, lms, Male models, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, SexOP template, SPS configurator, tierlist, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchatLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #1917! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, because we take gaming to a whole new level.Join us for the Faggot Cat Edition, where anything goes and the avatars are as lewd as they come. We’ve got anime models, tech resources, and even a furry thread down the block for those who like it extra spicy.
Need a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC? We’ve got you covered. Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings. And for those who like to live dangerously, we’ve got a whole slew of other resources for you to download at your own risk.
But that’s not all – we’ve got events coming up that will blow your mind. From SexOP templates to tier lists, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.
So why wait? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, what happens in /vrlg/, stays in /vrlg/.
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Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!
abstain, blue map, building contests, camaraderie, candy, Canes, Community, competitive spirit, dancing, Discord, DRINKERS, Driven, Economy, Friendly, goldies, Grandmas, hard difficulty, java, Kindness, Laughter, Mature, Maturity, Medieval, Needed, NohVa, Oldies, parkour challenges, player-operated stores, pvp tournaments, quality of life, Raiders, required, Rocket, Semi Vanilla, Ships, Skills, smp, Square, temporary, terra, Time, Valor, WhitelistMinecraft Server Overview
Description Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4). Features - Diamond-driven player economy with 15+ player-operated stores
- Weekly events including parkour challenges, building contests, and PvP tournaments
- BlueMap for exploring the world and admiring creations
- 18+ community focused on kindness and maturity
- No pay-to-win elements, progression based on perseverance
Website https://terranovasmp.net/ Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh FAQs
Question Answer What version of Minecraft does Terra Nova use? Terra Nova currently uses version 1.20.4 of Minecraft. Is the server strictly for players 18 and older? Yes, Terra Nova is an 18+ community focused on maturity and kindness. Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks. Progression is based on perseverance and hard work. How can I join Terra Nova? You can visit the server website at https://terranovasmp.net/ and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh. -
SanicCraft
amy rose, IDW Comics, Mod Recommendation, pixel world, SanicCraft, Shadow the Hedgehog, sonic animation, Sonic booru, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, sonic game, sonic generations, sonic movie, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, Sonic Twitter, sonic xAre you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running as fast as the blue blur himself? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where we discuss ALL things Sonic! Join us for crazy theories, epic animations, and even pre-order your very own Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck (because who doesn’t need one of those, am I right?).But that’s not all! We have exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming Sonic games, like Sonic the Hedgehog 3 coming out in 2024 (mark your calendars, folks). And don’t even get me started on our Sonic comic scans – it’s like a treasure trove of Sonic goodness.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the Sonic the Hedgehog General community. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be running rings around Robotnik himself!
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Going Bananas on Vanilla: Prosper SMP! No bananas included. Just Minecraft fun for 16+! 🍌🚫
Anarchy, Bananas, build projects, Community, dedicated players, discord server, Friendly, Fun, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Included, Inviting, join Discord, Light Rules, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, no clowns, Prosper, respectful, rules, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, WelcomingMinecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Community Focus Building a strong and welcoming community Discord Server Join Discord Server FAQ
Question Answer Is the server active? Yes, the server has been active for several years with a dedicated community. What games do community members play? While Minecraft is the focus, community members also play a variety of other games together. What are the rules of the server? While there are few rules, hackers and griefers are not tolerated. Respect for other players is important. Do I need to join the discord to join the server? Yes, all members must join the discord server to join the Minecraft server. How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the link provided above, where you will find information on joining the Minecraft server. -
Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.
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Crazy Crafty Celts Server
3 in a row, AHAHAHAHA, celebration, celebration thread, celtic, Celts, Champions, Championship, cheering, Crafty, crazy, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, Glasgow, Green.., Party, pride, scottish, Server, sports, team spirit, Thread, VictoryAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!