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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5339 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7298 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident wizard can turn them into flying pigs with a flick of his wand.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party hosted by our elusive Ender Dragon? You’ll have to solve riddles and defeat mini-bosses to get the exclusive invite.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost City of Atlantis. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in-game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unforgettable and ridiculous gaming experience. Who needs normal when you can have nutty?