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  • TaxedElectricCreepers!

    TaxedElectricCreepers!

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    Welcome to the Electric Apocalypse Minecraft Server

    Brace yourselves, citizens of the pixelated realm! As storms of confusion brew beyond the horizon, an ethereal beacon calls you into the heart of chaos. Doug Ford, or as we like to call him, The Great Taxalyst, has officially thrust our blocky plane into an energy vortex!

    What’s Brewing?

    In a land where taxes flow faster than a river of lava, Ontario has decided to charge a stunning 25% tax on electricity exported to the U.S. Is it power, or is it a power play? Who can tell anymore? This isn’t just a server; it’s a liminal space where the politics of reality warp into absurdity. Join us, as we harness the power of taxation to electrify the very fabric of our gameplay!

    🔌 Features / Mechanics (or are they features?)

    • Taxed Terrain: Each block you break sends tax waves ripple through the incorruptible realm of your conscience!
    • Electric Scams: Try selling your own ‘cheap’ power packs to unsuspecting villagers and watch them curse due to increased "Tariff-ic" costs!
    • Power Failure Zones: Randomly designated areas where supply runs dry. Explore with caution as goodies turn into godly darkness!
    • Mysteries of the Ministry: Maps embedded with false information about how to escape the taxman’s clutches. Spoiler alert: 17% of players don’t actually leave.
    • Mini-Game “Catch the Taxman!”: Dodge roaming mobs dressed in suits while hunting for un-taxed gold nuggets. Every touch spell binds you with fines to the end of days!

    🃏 Controversial Testimonials:

    "I thought the server was a ploy against my own sanity, but the pixel taxes brightened my day!" — A player named TaxationAvenger78 “I loved the energy. But what’s with all the electric sheep?!” — ConfusedBadger87

    ⚠️ Conspiracies Abound!

    • The Charged Cartels: Rumor has it this server was born from a secret meeting of blocky elites deciding how best to enslave our minds. Join us if you dare uncover their sordid plans!
    • The Forbidden Nodes: Find the Thunderstone, the misshapen relic of a tax-free existence hidden deep in the Umbra Cave. Only those thoroughly disillusioned can ever hope to wield its power!

    Frequently Asked Questions (Answers Not Guaranteed)

    • Q: Can I avoid taxes in this game? A: Only if living in the realm of perpetual delusion counts.
    • Q: Is Doug Ford a playable character? A: He’s more of an omnipresent force of taxation than an avatar.
    • Q: What do electric sheep do? A: They bleat oddly and spark existential crises.

    🎴 An Invitation to Join the Madness

    Ready to join us in this treacherous pilgrimage through tax-laden adventures? Every pixel breathes chaos, and every server crash sends you spiraling deeper into the Electric Apocalypse!

    Join us if you dare, but heed the words of the Architects of Taxation: “In this realm, all is taxed, even the fun!”

    This isn’t just a server; it’s a cult of the confused! Will you accept the call or remain trapped in the mundane? Come for the blocks, stay for the beautiful absurdity.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Epic Skyblock

    Epic Skyblock

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    An Epic Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock.

    Connect with the ip: EpicSB.com

    EpicSB.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Rehab

    Rehab

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    Rehab was created in an effort to get back to regular minecraft. No factions, no towns, just plain and simple playing with great people and even better staff.

    Although we are not a pure Vanilla Server, our basic and common plug-ins help simplify our world. We allow free range building, and provide excellent care with very trusting staff members who have been involved with each other for over a year. Our community may be very small, but it’s very accepting of players who are looking for a new place to call home.

    Our facility is PvE, but we do provide areas for PvP if combat with another player is desired.

    play.mc-rehab.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Vanilla Roaming

    Vanilla Roaming

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    No rules, Come roam around and survive

    162.244.165.141

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Engineertroops

    Engineertroops

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    Swedish minecraft server, Here we meet and play together and have fun. Guishop where you can buy stuff. You can put stuff up for sale in the auction house. EVERYTHING is logged in the game so if there is someone who doesn’t behave, that person will be banned. The report is sent via HelpOP, should it happen that you also demolish someone’s house to give back, you will also be banned. But of course that won’t happen.

    play.engineertroops.com:25600

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Mineous

    Mineous

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    play.mineous.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Laughcraft

    Laughcraft

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    Laughcraft, A server where you will be pvping to win the parkour, or laughing your head off when u died! We have ingame ranks, that you can purchase with ingame money! Have fun, and as always LAUGH!

    192.3.46.98

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  • VelocityMC

    VelocityMC

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    Welcome to Velocity MC OP Factions! Here we focus on PVP and raiding to keep the fun non-stop! Plenty of kits to keep you going on your battle! We include variety of plugins, including custom, to keep our server extraordinary!

    play.velocity-mc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VanillaMC

    VanillaMC

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    This is a regular survival server

    192.95.49.186

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Faded Skyblock

    Faded Skyblock

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    Faded Skyblock is an economy based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

    Over 20,000 Unique Players have joined Faded Skyblock!

    FadedSB.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dovercraft

    Dovercraft

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    Dover craft Friendly towny server

    23.95.30.145

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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