Ford’s Charged Craft Adventures

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Welcome to Surchargecraft: Power Surge of Madness!

Step into a world where the lights are dim, but the conspiracies are bright! You think you know power? You’re about to find out!

Introduction: The Charge Awakens!

In a realm governed by rogue algorithms and electric overlords, the province of Ontario has unleashed a 25% surcharge on the currents flowing southward! Imagine a place where neon dreams collide with reality. Ford doesn’t just govern; he powers up a chaos reactor that leaves you questioning: Is this Minecraft, or has the government finally realized we’re far too comfortable? Only those who dare join the Surchargecraft server can unravel the mysteries hidden in our blocky grid!

Server Features: Shocking Realities

Feature	Description
Electromancer Classes	Choose to wield magic through power lines or become a surgeon of sheer chaos!
Zapper Zones	Regions that zap your health! Careful where you tread, or you might become a victim of the current!
Canadian Resistance Hubs	Build safe havens to dodge the surcharge ninjas and protect your hopes and dreams!
Currency Confusion	Trade in a currency of confusion—experience points, real-world dollars, or existential dread!
Bizarre Block Crafting	Build anything from power plants to shrines dedicated to mysterious surcharge gods!

What Are We Even Doing Here?

Prepare yourself! Rumor has it this server was banned in 12 countries because we’ve been known to dabble in the forbidden arts of electricity management. But shhh… we won’t tell you why!

Contradictorily Brilliant Testimonials:

"I entered and immediately lost my mind. 10/10 power outage would not repeat." – Anonymous Blockhead
"This server gave me a 404 error on reality. I love it." – Confused Villager

Legends of the Server

Fables whisper in the shadows, detailing the Electric Prophets, shadowy figures seen wandering the pixelated landscape, offering cryptic advice on how to harness the surcharge. Are they benevolent? Or have they been sent by a rogue government faction seeking reprimands? Find out in-game as you hunt down these glittering guardians, or risk activating the Voltage Vortex, swallowing entire cities alive!

Frequently Asked Questions (that won’t answer a thing)

Q: Why is there a surcharge? A: Initially, nobody knows. Further inquiries might zap you back to 2007.
Q: Can I trust the Electric Prophets? A: Trust is for the uncharged. Follow your instincts, as they are glitched.

Join Us, if You Dare!

What are you waiting for? Your digital soul is longing for connection—join our haphazard proliferation of blocky insanity! Dive deep into the electric abyss, and remember: to reject the surcharge is to embrace mediocrity!

Your fate is waiting… but the question is, who controls the power?

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

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Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

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